OBAMA HITS RECORD-HIGH APPROVAL RATING DESPITE TURNING COUNTRY INTO JOBLESS CRIME-RIDDEN HELLHOLE
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Republicans on Friday expressed bafflement that President Obama had garnered a record-high second-term approval rating despite having turned the United States into an economically devastated, crime-ridden hellhole.
Appearing on Fox & Friends, the Trump surrogate Rudolph Giuliani said he was dumbfounded by the disconnect between Obamas high approval rating and the Presidents near-total dismemberment of a formerly strong nation.
This country used to be a wonderful place to live, the former New York mayor said. Today, all you see is a hellscape of smoldering ruins.
Giuliani blamed the mainstream media for not properly informing the American people about the destruction and havoc Obama has wrought since his first day in office.
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