Trump Warns Hillary May Rig Election by Getting More Votes

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

GREENSBORO, N.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Hillary Clinton is “plotting to rig the election by getting more votes than I do,” Donald J. Trump warned his supporters on Friday.

Speaking at a rally, Trump detailed what he called Clinton’s “vast conspiracy” to accrue more votes than he does on Election Day.

“The media won’t tell you this, but Crooked Hillary is going around the country every single day, trying to get more votes than I do,” he said. “That’s how she’s going to rig it, folks.”

He called the current sexual-assault allegations against him “a plot by the Clintons to draw attention away from Hillary’s evil plot to get votes.”

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[TonyPDX]

1. Finally I agree with Trump: Hillary will win by getting more votes.

[Lucinda]

2. KNR

[liberal N proud]

3. He really has no fucking idea how it works

[Cakes488]

4. Isn't that the point to get more votes than your opponent?

[missingfink]

5. Satire

I believe the Borowitz Report is satire.

[Ligyron]

6. You know - I love that guy.

Borowitz I mean...

[longship]

7. Hint: Borowitz! Satire! Nevertheless great. nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. Yes I know Borowitz is satire

[babylonsister]

9. Ha! What do 'they' say, good satire is

when you don't know if it's real or not?

Fine line here.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

10. +1 nt

[fierywoman]

11. lies

Since by now we know that every utterance out of this foul creature is a lie, in a funny way he actually has been saying the words that Borowitz put in his mouth!

[Kennah]

12. Damn, her! Damn her to hell!

[Coyotl]

13. I follow Andy on Twitter and Facebook. Endless stream of awesome satire.

[Ilsa]

14. I bet if an infiltrated surrogate told donald this,

He'd run with it at his next rally.

[Wounded Bear]

15. Dammit Borowitz...don't let the secret out.

If Trump gets this info, he'll start looking for voters to vote for him, too!