Florida Woman Donates Her Pubic Hair To Donald Trump

[RandySF]

A woman in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, has Donald Trump by the short hairs now.

Her own.

Emily Robinson heard Trump’s now-infamous “grab her by the pussy” comments around the same time her house received a mailer from the Republican presidential nominee’s campaign asking for donations. She decided to comply.

But instead of sending cash, Robinson sent Trump a message ― clippings of her own pubic hairs.

Along with the hair, Robinson sent a note:

“Dear Mr. Trump, I’m not able to mail you my actual pussy, so I’ve included the next best thing. Cheers, Emily.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-pubic-hair_us_58014da1e4b0e8c198a83dc0?section=weird-news

[saltpoint]

1. Teaching high school Social Studies this fall

must be quite the challenge.

[MyOwnPeace]

3. AMEN!

Lefties, righties, prudes, "typical high-school kids," OMG!!!!!!!
Time to pass out the "study sheets!"
(no discussions, just answer the questions on the page!)

[Kennah]

10. Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all hate Trump (n/t)

[flygal]

11. High School??! Hell, my Jr. High age daughter said next week they are discussing the election!!

I already had to tell her what groping was since she read it on the tv news headline at a restaurant!

[saltpoint]

12. It's a wild landscape out there these days.

And a certain Mr. Trump is not making things any easier.

[lonestarnot]

2. Snort, but some other poor bastard will open the envelope.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

4. I hope she doesn't get in trouble for mailing biological material improperly.

I don't really know the regulations, so my concern is probably unwarranted.

People have sent letters covered in slobber for years.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Ugh! He'll probably keep it in his pocket and fondle it.

[zenabby]

6. yuck.

Seriously, yuck.

[Motley13]

7. that is probably a collection of pubic hair on his head

[LeftInTX]

8. Maybe he can glue it to his head and get rid of his comb-over

[Cakes488]

9. How nice she sent him some floss!