2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumMichelle Obama To DNC: ‘After This Election You Dipshits Are On Your Own’
WASHINGTONReminding party officials she wasnt sticking around past November 8 and that they could all kiss [her] ass after that, First Lady Michelle Obama reportedly informed the Democratic National Committee today that they would be completely on their own once the election was over. You dipshits better get someone else lined up to make your little speeches about the power of unity and compassion, because in a couple weeks Im done with this bullshit, said Obama, who noted that, come Election Day, the Democratic Party would no longer be able to trot her out whenever they needed an uplifting and intensely personal message that could win over crucial voters. I cant keep bailing your asses out every time you fuck this up, so dont get used to it. Ive got my own shit to deal with, and Im not just going to drop everything because one of you dumbfucks screwed the pooch again. You little pricks need to learn to handle this on your own. You got that? The first lady added that if any of those DNC fuckers ever tried to get Sasha or Malia to be in some bullshit campaign ad, she would slit their throats.
http://www.theonion.com/article/michelle-obama-dnc-after-election-you-dipshits-are-54234
Gothmog
(145,058 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)emulatorloo
(44,101 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)This thread was alerted on. I didn't vote to hide it. I'd recommend putting SATIRE somewhere in your posts when you put up stuff from The Onion or that other one that isn't very funny or very good, because people think it's right wing invective when it's not.
LuvLoogie
(6,973 posts)That language just sounds like a bad photoshop job. Kind crowbared into her voice.
MADem
(135,425 posts)Her speech the other day was one for the ages--it was as invigorating as the "Secretary of Explaining Things" schtick that Bill Clinton trotted out to revive Obama's campaign, with an extra special hot sauce on it because it touched on the whole women/sexism/misogyny business in a very plainspoken, straightforward way.
This "Fuck it/mic drop/I'm out" thing the Onion is crafting amuses because it's so very much the opposite of her POV. The person who got angry at the post may not know what The Onion is and may not have seen the FLOTUS speech either.
GulfCoast66
(11,949 posts)All Onion readers know Michelle dies not speak in that manner.
Have a nice evening.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,729 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Tarheel_Dem
(31,228 posts)Kaleva
(36,291 posts)A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)but at least it's not necessarily funny.
A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)often including the Onion, are ham-handed a-wince-is-good-as-a-laugh clunkers.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)LeftRant
(524 posts)tavernier
(12,374 posts)This was as enjoyable as a TV dinner meatloaf.
LAS14
(13,780 posts)... before I discovered The Onion source. Sad times...
floppyboo
(2,461 posts)since they sold out. This is what happens to guarded humour. It's not very funny.
Trying too hard to be controversial to prove they are still relevant. I see they have taken the comment section off. Slammed by their base and subscribers haven't received updates since summer (July?)
Hard to be 'clever' these days with social media and the satire that abounds with instant karma
A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)Sounds about right.