Dead voters alert.

[tiredtoo]

Special note to my friends that will be picking up dead people and taking them to vote in a few weeks.
Make sure you check when they died. I picked up one last election that had died during Lincolns presidency and he still thought Republicans were the good guys. I had to tell him it was Democratic presidents that had brought us social security and Medicare and the voting rights act and the civil rights act. All things the Republicans are trying to take away.

[HassleCat]

1. Extra patience is required.

Since the only way we (Democrats) can win elections is by taking dead people to vote, we have to make sure they understand why they must vote Democratic. Since dead people have a notoriously short attention span, we might be required to explain it to them several times. Please be extra careful to tell them the dead person vote is not the same as the zombie vote, which is Republican.

[Xipe Totec]

2. Dia de los Muertos is peak day for dead people voting.

Use a trail of marigold petals to mark the path to the voting booths.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

9. +1 nt

[immoderate]

3. Yes! Be careful not to exceed their "vote by ..." date!

If unsure, perform the "finger test." Don't take chances!

--imm

[liberal N proud]

4. That has to go on my Facebook page

Some will get it, some will lose it. Others will just go huh?

[Xipe Totec]

5. Ronnie Reagan is asking for a ride to go vote for Hillary. nt

[Awsi Dooger]

6. I'm gathering coconuts

Bring Out Your Dead

[ThoughtCriminal]

7. The Zombie that I picked up to vote asked about Reagan

I told him that Reagan was dead and he screamed:

OH MY GOD! THAT MEANS BUSH IS PRESIDENT!

[AwakeAtLast]

8. Just another weekend at Bernie's

[LisaL]

10. And remember that dead can vote six times each.