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democrattotheend

(11,605 posts)
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 01:11 AM Oct 2016

STILL AVAILABLE: Free spots on the #VoterFraudExpress bus. Pets & dead people welcome.

Last edited Tue Oct 25, 2016, 12:46 PM - Edit history (2)

First I offered rides in my car for dead people & pets from NY to PA to vote, but I got so much interest that I decided to expand and charter a bus, the #VoterFraudExpress. We'll transport dead people and pets to some early voting states over the next few weeks. Then on election day, we'll hit PA, which has no early voting. Be prepared to vote early and often. Snacks provided.



Retweet if you have Twitter and want to promote the Voter Fraud Express: https://twitter.com/democrat2theend/status/790775660885180416






DISCLAIMER: This is intended as satire. I am not actually encouraging, soliciting, or advising anyone to commit voter fraud.

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STILL AVAILABLE: Free spots on the #VoterFraudExpress bus. Pets & dead people welcome. (Original Post) democrattotheend Oct 2016 OP
No takers? I thought pets & dead people would be signing up en masse democrattotheend Oct 2016 #1
PA semby2 Oct 2016 #2
What about the pets? democrattotheend Oct 2016 #3
Let's start a discussion forum for dead voters, the Democrat Underground, LOL. Coyotl Oct 2016 #8
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democrattotheend

(11,605 posts)
1. No takers? I thought pets & dead people would be signing up en masse
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 12:45 PM
Oct 2016

The bus is free! I thought Democrats love free shit and love to commit voter fraud.

 

semby2

(246 posts)
2. PA
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 12:47 PM
Oct 2016

I'm in PA and I have to admit the worst part of voting is having to get past all the dead people. They're terrible at keeping the line moving.

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