Questionnaire for Women Trump Supporters

[ArtD48]

Questionnaire for Women Trump Supporters

Dear Trump Supporter,

Let me begin by offering Mr. Trump’s sincere thanks for your support, both your financial support and your vocal support at rallies. Please keep it up so we can win on November 8. Win. Win. Win.

Mr. Trump has your info, your email and home addresses, so he can keep you informed about issues important to America. Make America Great Again! However, there is one item of information about you that Mr. Trump still needs. So please fill out this form (honestly, ladies!) and return as soon as possible. Please follow the instructions carefully.

INSTRUCTIONS: The next time you shower please dry yourself and then stand before a mirror. (A full-length mirror is best, if you have one.) Take an honest look at what you see. Then circle one of the following. Please be honest because, as you know, Mr. Trump values honesty above all other virtues.

10 – HOT, HOT, HOT. Mr. Trump would grab my pussy in a minute

9 – Not as HOT as a 10 but still worth a crotch-grab

8 – Not totally HOT but pretty damn good. I think he’d grab my pussy unless a 9 or 10 was in the room

7 – Well, I want to be HOT and I try, but I have to admit I still have a way to go. Maybe he’d just grab my tits.

6 – Hey, the hardware is about as good as you can expect after three kids but, I admit, it’s not what it once was

5 – Not bad for the average guy but, let’s face it, not in Mr. Trump’s league

4 – Sometime guys hit on me but sometimes they don’t

3 – Who needs a man anyway? Make America Great Again!

2 - Kind of gross

1 - Uck! Gross. Disgusting

0 – A total loss. I don’t deserve to share the same planet with Mr. Trump or Ivanka.

Again, please be honest. And please be assured that Mr. Trump values you for who you are, for your inner self, and would never be so superficial as to rate you just on your appearance (no matter what the lying press says). He just wants his records to be complete.

Thank you for your time and for your HONESTY in filling out this questionnaire.


MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!

Name: _____________________________

Address: _____________________________________

Email: _______________________________________

Phone: _______________________________________

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!

[Blue_Adept]

1. Wow, alerted upon within seconds of being posted.

[JTFrog]

3. Let me guess, you are cool with this sexist shit. nt

[Blue_Adept]

5. Way to assume so quickly. Makes more of an ass out of you than me, however.

Right to the accusation, eh?

[JTFrog]

9. Well you felt the need to let us know you were wow'd by an alert.

I guess that might lead to an assumption or two.

[Blue_Adept]

10. You have no idea how I voted on it

And commenting that it got an alert within seconds of posting does not say anything about it.

[JTFrog]

11. Oh I have an idea.

Not the first time we've encountered each other on threads like this.

[treestar]

6. It is clearly parody

Showing the female Dump supporters how he thinks of them and do they agree enough to answer the question?

[JTFrog]

8. Getting sick of the gratuitous sexist shit being spewed here because Trump does it.

If this were an actual document from Trump's campaign we were discussing it would be different.

Just my opinion.

[TrekLuver]

2. I wouldn't put this past him and his disgusting campaign

[SpankMe]

4. This is parody.

I know that DU has bigotry/sensitivity guidelines, but this is clearly parody or humor designed to punctuate Trump's misogynist tone.