Predictions For Fox News Wed. Morning When Hillary Wins...

[Grassy Knoll]

Benghazi ?
Emails ?
She barely won ?
Emails ?
Not the fuck again ?
Emails ?
So Predictable, But Bottom Line:

[jberryhill]

2. Countdown to impeachment.

[MyOwnPeace]

4. Well, OK......

I can agree with that one, too!
Let's face it, FAUX will have to create many reasons and crises to keep the feeble-brained in-tuned, informed, and inflamed!

[jberryhill]

15. The Congress convenes before the inauguration

So, if they get right to work, they'll be ready to impeach before she takes her hand off the Bible.

[NastyWomen]

6. Stolen!

Angry Trump Train troglodytes riot and loot cow pastures in N Florida, Tennessee, Alabama, Missouri, Arkansas.....

[MyOwnPeace]

8. Hey, Nasty!

You left out some of my neighbors here in Pennsylvania - you know, where Drumpf was gonna' bring back coal (er, somehow, he forgot to tell how he was gonna' do that, but it was gonna' be the greatest, bestest, bringback EVAR!!!!)

[NastyWomen]

10. Lol

There are some of them in every state I think...I'm sure upstate NY will have a few angry ones, definitely a few in Jersey.

I really do have a ton of compassion for the blue collar, backbone of the country people who are being duped by this orange con man. He is not the savior they were seeking.

[MyOwnPeace]

11. You are SO right.......

do they really think "Orange Man" can deliver on his promises?
What has he shown to them that can make them believe that?
Show me ONE SINGLE POLICY proposal that he has made that will "cure their ills!"

Funny you mention upstate NY. I met a dairy farmer who employs 80+ immigrants to keep his farm working.
I asked him what he was going to do if Drumpf builds his wall.
His answer:
"I hope they're on this side of it when it goes up. If not, I'm out of business!"

[NastyWomen]

14. I will never understand!

Cheeto has nothing in common with the hard working class American! He has trampled on them his whole life and will not change now. I just don't see why they trust him either!

[Garrett78]

16. I really think it's almost entirely about racism, misogyny and xenophobia.

I don't think many Trump supporters are sitting around having conversations about the nuances of trade policy, foreign policy, tax policy, etc.

[NastyWomen]

17. That makes more sense n/t

[Garrett78]

9. If remotely close, there may be some talk of rigging and alleged irregularities.

And there will be some talk about how the Republican Party nominated someone far too controversial. For the most part, though, I'm sure the blather will revolve around investigations possibly leading to impeachment.

"She only won because she was up against a terribly flawed candidate."

"She'll be lucky to last 4 years."

Blah, blah, blah.

That's just one reason why I'm hoping for a massive landslide.

[Wrz]

12. Probably be like 2008

They will have the headline "Breaking News: Republicans keep the house" as if that is an unexpected shocking victory for them. And they will highlight ballot issues that conservatives "won."

[dalton99]

13. Not Enough For A Mandate, According To Experts

the ones talking out of their asses on talk radio

[mr_liberal]

18. I told you so about Trump. Theyll be saying how big a mistake it was to nominate Trump. nm

[Jamaal510]

19. Possible Wednesday morning FOX melodrama:

-"This country is going to Hell in a handbasket..."
-"PC culture is taking over America..."
-"The race was called too early!"
-"It's time to move out of the country."
-"We lost because Trump used to be a Democrat!"
-"Did the DOJ overstep its boundary in this election? Stay tuned after the break."
-"If Hillary would have rolled over and let Trump win, Putin wouldn't be threatening nuclear war!"

[Grown2Hate]

20. Honestly? BEHIND the scenes?

A collective, "WHEW!!!".

He is an existential threat even to them.

[Egnever]

23. Agreed

[ericson00]

21. Hannity goes on suicide watch

[workinclasszero]

25. Sounds like a good show

[ericson00]

22. like a spoiler myth a la the Perot Myth, if she gets plurality

and if she gets a national majority, but doesn't have a majority in every electoral college state, they'll also go at her with supposed "spoiling" in states she got pluralities in.

Oh yea, btw, Nate Silver has made the definitive anti-Perot myth tape, worth seeing.

[duncang]

24. They will go through all the stages of grief

But it will end up being he was really not a republican and the russians rigged the election for Hillary.

[JoePhilly]

26. Here's my prediction ...

[tanyev]

27. Impeach!

[MineralMan]

28. They'll all drink the Coolade at the same time.