Predictions for tomorrow night, beyond the numbers...
Trump won't concede until lengthy negotiations take place in which Kellyanne agrees to give him his twitter back if he does.
Even then, he rambles on about Trump steaks and wine, how people need to visit his resorts as the only way to MAGA, then goes into a tirade.
Guiliani crawls into a fetal position on stage, and Boris E tries to give him mouth to mouth. Gen. Flynn slaps them both silly.
Gingrich comes out and says there's precedent for a recount if the election is held on a Tuesday (as it was in 2000).
To wrap it up, the Trump kids announce their new book about the Trump Organization: “It Takes a Pillage”.
At Fox News:
Rove and Bret Baier go into meltdown, spouting crazy things, and an assistant splashes water on their faces, more to camouflage the tears than to bring them back to reality.
Later, O'Reilly won't come out from inside a stall in the men's room.
On CNN, Scottie Nell Hughes says people were unfair to Trump by voting for Hillary – and she starts to transform into a Zombie.
Wednesday morning, Joe Scar and Mika lead with how the Democrats blew a great opportunity to cut into the national Governorship lead the conservatives hold, and how without the House, the Dems won’t have any power in DC at all.
Their panel will listen to them suggest Clinton should consider bringing Trump into their cabinet as a gesture of goodwill for healing the country.
Further, they'll explain the reason Trump wouldn’t concede was because he wanted Hillary to concede first.
Finally, at Clinton’s party, Lionel Richie will lead the party, and everyone will be Dancing on the Ceiling (the remnants of which will be on the floor), All Night Long!
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