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Related: About this forumHow Do You Think They Got The Phone Away From Trump?
I just can't imagine who or how it'd happen.
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How Do You Think They Got The Phone Away From Trump? (Original Post)
KittyWampus
Nov 2016
OP
Might have been a scuffle and that is why he had his face covered yesterday
WhollyHeretic
Nov 2016
#14
SoCalNative
(4,613 posts)1. Someone probably just changed his password
frazzled
(18,402 posts)4. Took it while he was preening in the mirror /nt
manicraven
(901 posts)5. His son-in-law spoke in his soothing, whispery voice and said,
"If you're a good widdle boy and take your nap, I'll give you back your phone on the 9th. There, there... that's a good widdle boy."
MrWendel
(1,881 posts)6. Either...
jingling car keys over his head or a laser pointer.
KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)12. Best answer! Or saying "SQUIRREL"?
thucythucy
(7,986 posts)9. Horse tranqulizer. nt
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)13. His conspiracy theorists assassinated it.
WhollyHeretic
(4,074 posts)14. Might have been a scuffle and that is why he had his face covered yesterday
I think I could actually picture that in the zoo he calls a campaign
monmouth4
(9,664 posts)18. Melania may have read about his "affair" and belted him too. That's why the cap is being worn so
low. The Slovenia girls don't play..
Runningdawg
(4,494 posts)16. When he put the phone down
to grab some pussy, they saw their chance and went for it.
Wounded Bear
(58,440 posts)22. Well, it doesn't look like they broke his fingers....
he's still waving his [font size=0.4]hands[/font] around.
rug
(82,333 posts)23. They pried it from his tiny little fingers.
spiderpig
(10,419 posts)25. Didn't the NYT article say Trump doesn't use computers?
Seems it would be easy enough to deactivate the moron's phone without him having a clue.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)26. They told him he left it in Iowa...
rzemanfl
(29,540 posts)27. Fell out of his pants when he was trying to have sex
with a staffer.
fierywoman
(7,641 posts)28. To all the above: you're at least as funny as SNL !!!
pansypoo53219
(20,906 posts)29. his minions were not allowed to do his twitting.