Commemorative Newsweek cover is a classic!

[charlyvi]

The Poor House! Heh. All for childish, small, obsessive revenge.....and Obama's still mocking him.

[BainsBane]

1. I'm afraid to jinx things

It ain't over til the last hanging chad has been counted.

[prarie deem]

3. Absolutely!

These folks counting their chickens before they are hatched makes me crazy. BTW - I am NOT a troll and think it is fine to be optimistic - but this declaring victory before winning bothers me. Maybe I am superstitious. But I just know the knuckle draggers will put the footrest down on the Barcolounger, put on their red hats and head to the polling place in droves. Scared absolutely shitless.

[GeorgeGist]

4. Jeesh, spell-check would have told them it's ...

Wannabe.

[cagefreesoylentgreen]

5. I thought it was Watanabe

And I was, "Since when did Trump have Japanese heritage?"