I never though I would see the day we have woman as Secrete Service

[bigdarryl]

I see at least three woman all are pretty fine

[Nay]

1. The first 5 female SS agents were hired in 1970, so they've been there a while.

[avebury]

2. My sister-in-law's brother was in the Secret Service for a

few years. He got out because you just couldn't have a personal life. If you were not on a specific protective detail you alternated from doing temporary protective details (for example for a visiting dignitary) and investigative work. Because of the overturn in agents, an agent never knew when he/she would be called upon for protective detail. As a result, he couldn't really plan on any activities in his personal life because he could be called away on a moment's notice.

[davidpdx]

3. I can imagine

He might have had better luck being a doctor. At least he could schedule a round of golf.

[MrYikes]

4. This will be my biggest laugh this week

And I hope the OP will never be forced to see the Secrete service.

[11 Bravo]

5. What type of secretions are in evidence? Are they flowing, spurting, or just ...

kind of oozing?