Evil Cheney family turns sloppy: What is this “feelings” garbage?!

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Evil Cheney family turns sloppy: What is this “feelings” garbage?!

As Dick Cheney's daughters fight over marriage equality, has this cynical family lost its refined ruthlessness?

JIM NEWELL

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Dick Cheney confers with daughters, Mary, left, and Elizabeth, at the Republican National Convention in Philadelphia, July 31, 2000. (Credit: AP/Ed Reinke)

You’d have expected more from a Cheney political operation. This family has run quite a few cynical campaigns before and enjoys winning; there’s no time to get caught up in any feelings crap. This is because they are an evil family.

When Liz Cheney, perhaps the most cynical of them all, decided to run for Wyoming’s Senate race, you’d have thought there’d be a family meeting beforehand that went like this.

Liz: Mary, I am going to denounce your same-sex marriage, to win a Republican primary.

Mary: Of course you are, Sister. That is the only way to win a Republican primary in Wyoming, where you brilliantly are pretending to live. I would consider you weak if you didn’t.

Dick: The Cheney family must not be weak.

Lynne: Destroy everything, we must.

Liz: Mwah! War!

(Whole family guzzles deer blood from flaming goblets.)

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http://www.salon.com/2013/11/18/evil_cheney_family_turns_sloppy_what_is_this_feelings_garbage/

[JEFF9K]

1. "Evil Cheney family" - that's a good one!

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2. Seriously, Liz is so her mom and dad combined - truly scary!