The four morons of the Republican apocalypse
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Poor Republicans have to chose one of four masks, behind which are:
A candidate that is so comfortably dumb that he doesn't realize it's HE who is the elite walking-ivory tower big mouth. Liberal pundits should rip him a new asshole so that when we see this pucker, we all remember that he cuckhold two wives.
Mitt so loved America that he invested all of his money in a P.O. box in the Cayman Islands. Just as well, he would never hire you, he'd rather fire you and your janitorial children.
Careful, don't step in that homophobic frothy anal mixture Santorum.
The final candidate's ideas became wrong the moment the earth's population exceeded two. Libertarians want to change their names to "Noman" because "Noman" is an island. In the age of global warming it seems particularly moronic to want to be an island. If the Utopian island isn't submerged with water, the BP oil spills will certainly wash out their liberties.
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