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Related: About this forumSheldon Adelson Says No Republican Candidate Worth Buying (Borowitz Report :-) )
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/03/sheldon-adelson-says-no-republican-candidate-worth-buying.html?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_Borowitz+%2853%29Sheldon Adelson met several 2016 G.O.P. candidates available for purchase over the weekend, but decided to buy none of them, Adelson confirmed today.
After hearing speeches by Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush, and several others who were for sale, Mr. Adelson concluded that none of them are worth owning.
I dont want to spend millions on another loser, said Adelson, who purchased both Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney in 2012.
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Sheldon Adelson Says No Republican Candidate Worth Buying (Borowitz Report :-) ) (Original Post)
hue
Apr 2014
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handmade34
(22,756 posts)1. especially with a
no returns policy...
Earth Bound Misfit
(3,554 posts)2. *ROFLSNICKER*
a third-rate grab bag of has-beens and dimwits.
flamingdem
(39,313 posts)3. leeeewsers
Gothmog
(145,107 posts)4. I love good satire
Cal33
(7,018 posts)5. Adelson has some sense, at least --all business sense, of course.
eppur_se_muova
(36,258 posts)6. He'll buy several, and see which one works out. He can afford it.
Deciding what to do with a mere $100 million doesn't really even qualify as an important decision for him.
Jeff In Milwaukee
(13,992 posts)7. Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free?
Or at a very reduced cost.
Sure it's satire, but it strikes pretty close to the truth.
polichick
(37,152 posts)8. lol - so true!