2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumFor some reason, the RNC thinks I'm one of them, and look at what they want to know LOL!!!
I guess they think everyone who has a residence in an upscale part of Texas must be one of them, or something. Dallas sends me over my mail from the States once a week, and look what was in there this time:
They Republican National Committee just sent me a survey of my presidential preferences for 2016. They asked me to check off "Strongly Favorable, Favorable, Unclear/No opinion, Unfavorable or Strongly Unfavorable"
Now look at the choices:
Kelly Ayottte
Haley Barbour
Joun Bolton
Jeb Bush
Herman Cain
Ben Carson
Chris Christie
Ted Cruz
Mitch Danieals
Newt Gingrich
Nikki Haley
Mike Huckabee
Bobby Jindal
John Kasich
Peter King
Susana Martinez
Sarah Palin
Rand Paul
Ron Paul
Tim Pawlenty
Mike Pence
Rick Perry
Rob Portman
Condoleezza Rice
Marco Rubio
Paul Ryan
Brian Sandoval
Rick Santorum
Tim Scott
John Thune
Scott Walker
Allen West
or (write-in candidate)
I wanted to write-in Alexander Throttlebottom as my choice, and then ask them in my clever new disguise as a Republican....."HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE WE THIS DESPERATE?????"
But why bother? Let them continue to think there is a serious candidate in there somewhere. It's not our duty to shed the cold harsh light of reality upon them.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)ranking the craziest assholes as "strongly favorable". Then work up to the close to sane as highly unfavorable.
Confuse the bastids.
The hard part is finding the less insane assholes to diss.
OregonBlue
(7,754 posts)batshit crazy as strongly favorable. They'll know for sure that you're a real Republican.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)And then write in Ann Coulter.
And where did Bachmann go? Or did I just miss it.
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,988 posts)Bachmann is under investigation by the House Ethics Committee, the Federal Election Commission, the Iowa Senate Ethics Committee, the Urbandale Police Department and the Federal Bureau of Investigation because of alleged campaign finance violations in her 2012 campaign for President.[156][157]
It is alleged that members of her staff made under-the-table payments, that funds were illegally transferred from her leadership PAC to pay consultants for her presidential campaign and that hidden payments were made to Iowa State Senator Kent Sorenson.[158][159]
Additionally, a lawsuit has been filed alleging that Bachmann and several former staffers stole and misused an Iowa homeschool group's e-mail distribution list. The trial, Heki v. Bachmann, has been set for May 14, 2014.[160]
On July 26, 2013, the House Ethics Committee announced they were conducting a full investigation of Bachmann, saying that they had received a referral from the Office of Congressional Ethics.[161][162]
Retirement
On May 29, 2013, Bachmann announced that she would not seek re-election to her Congressional seat in 2014.[11] Bachmann stated in an interview with Fox News in June 2013 that she was "not going silent," and would remain involved in politics. She did not rule out a future run for office, or even for the White House.[163] She also said that probes into her campaign finance and the narrow margin of victory for her election were not a part of her decision against seeking re-election.[164]
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)They are not going to just blame the Democrats and stick with her.
Thanks, I don't pay enough attention to all the melodrama.
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,988 posts)Rate Allen West and Sarah Palin high. Lots of other names I don't recognize.
SwankyXomb
(2,030 posts)bahrbearian
(13,466 posts)cojoel
(957 posts)whether they debate isn't so important.
progressoid
(49,969 posts)babylonsister
(171,054 posts)choices are too depressing.
Rozlee
(2,529 posts)is Jon Huntsman and they don't even have him listed. I guess he lacks the main pre-requisites, which are to howl at the moon and froth at the mouth.
Leith
(7,808 posts)but Tim isn't exactly Mr. Excitement.
Ben should know better than get deeply into politics, in spite of the "Draft Ben Carson" movement. THAT tells me that his followers are crazy, not him necessarily.
It looks like Jon Huntsman is persona non grata with the Repubs. Too bad - he's the only one that could have given Obama a fight.
I like their list. It just show how strong the crazy is with them.
Rozlee
(2,529 posts)The statesman-like Republicans like Eisenhower have gone the way of the dinosaur. They've strained their party down to its most toxic sludge.
treestar
(82,383 posts)Too bad for them it is a list of idiots.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,881 posts)Submariner
(12,503 posts)who when he loses his New Hampshire senate race will be looking for something else to run in. The presidency? Scottie pocket tweets #Bqhatevwr
tarheelsunc
(2,117 posts)DFW
(54,335 posts)They were smart enough to have my name and address in print on the form--it's personalized.
Someone in my part of Dallas that sends the form in with no contribution is suspicious enough, but when they ran my name and saw a long string of contributions to Bernie Sanders, Bobby Kennedy's environmental initiatives, the Vermont Food Bank, Elizabeth Warren's Senate campaign, Wendy Davis' Gubernatorial campaign, etc., my cover would risk being quickly and irrevocably blown. Then I might not get these things any more, and I wouldn't have this kind of entertainment any longer.
Who knew that they were THIS desperate to find a candidate in 2016? Best news I had all day.
As they saw with Romney, "all the Kochs' money and all the Kochs' men couldn't put their campaign together again..."
MillennialDem
(2,367 posts)it back blank. Take your name off of it so they can receive more sheet lead deliveries from you in the future.
DFW
(54,335 posts)"....if mailed in the United States."
Not a bad idea, though, for those in the States with an ample supply of sheet lead (we're fresh out).
MillennialDem
(2,367 posts)DFW
(54,335 posts)I was thinking more like sulfur. I won't be back in the USA before July (barring unforeseen circumstances), and I'm sure I'll get more of this junk in the mail.
"Survey, time sensitive!--Tell us how YOU found out that Jesus loves only Republicans?"
And similarly important themes vital to the security of the United States.......
MillennialDem
(2,367 posts)sofa king
(10,857 posts)...pointed out that Republican paid-post return envelopes were a great way to dispose of used kitty litter.
However, I'm pretty sure that falls beyond the boundaries of good taste and possibly also the law.
MillennialDem
(2,367 posts)not illegal to send in business reply envelopes though!
mazzarro
(3,450 posts)DFW
(54,335 posts)With an insane asylum like the list they provided, they'd probably ask themselves how they could possibly have neglected to include him.
sofa king
(10,857 posts)Tossing around Cheney's name in public would eventually invite someone to point out that the former Vice President is currently unable to serve as President because of his dual-citizenship with Dubai... so that he could soak up all that cash Halliburton paid him while he was Vice President.
Wounded Bear
(58,634 posts)TeamPooka
(24,218 posts)DFW
(54,335 posts)They'd assume I meant Lamar Alexander and make the "correction" to help me out.
Most of them probably think "Mel Brooks" is the name of an upscale Chicago suburb.