Likely actions if Shrub was Prez when Ebola hit:

[kairos12]

1. Haliburton would have all government contracts.

2. Shrub would have ignored initial cases by dismissing them as the "trots."

3. His ranch would be shrink wrapped in plastic and duct tape. Furnished by--see No. 1 above.

4. His comments would have included, "I didn't know Freedonia was in Africa in our hemisphere and I thought ebola was a computer bowling game."

5. The terrorist alert color system would be going off like Chevy Chase's Christmas house.

6. Cheney would still go to Texas and shoot somebody in the face.

7. Bin Laden would be getting the blame because he would still be out there.

[unblock]

1. computer bowling game!

[Maedhros]

2. 8. Shrub would get confused and bomb Pensacola. [n/t]

[malthaussen]

3. You left out "at taxpayers's expense" for number 3. n/t

[LynneSin]

4. We'd probably invade Norway or Mongolia just to be safe

Why?

Well why not - isn't it obvious?

[blkmusclmachine]

5. Shrub would pick his nose.

And eat it.

[Jamaal510]

6. Ah...the terror alert system.

That thing was almost like a rainbow!