Thanks to Newt and Mitt... I totally get it

[jberryhill]

While guys like Newt were corrupting the government, guys like Mitt were destroying the economy.

[ellisonz]

1. And guys like Ron Paul were...

...in the White House getting it on with guys like Rick Santorum under the guise of being a reporter.

[Ruby the Liberal]

2. Yeah well, those were the days before self-deportation.

[jberryhill]

3. Self Deportation is how Brigham Young got to Utah

It's how Mitt's family got to Mexico, so he has experience with this.

[Ruby the Liberal]

4. Thats acutally reverse self-deportation

and is that a can of worms that you really want to open?

[jberryhill]

5. Well if you know Mexican art...

...you know how much they are into murals.

Don't think of it as a wall. Think of it as a 2500 mile long canvas.

We just hire em all to paint the Mexican side of it, and it'll all work out.

[Ruby the Liberal]

6. The words of Bill Maher haunt my dreams.

Paraphrased, we just need to build a 2,500 mile wide Wal*Mart with one checkout line open, which will in effect slow everything down from both sides.

The man is a visionary.