Bernie Sanders eats kittens

[Armstead]

Does that make him unelectable?

[MindfulOne]

1. He hasn't appeared on Ellen, or SNL, or with Marc Anthony at a concert.

So all this talk about drawing big crowds and eating kittens, about free college and fighting Wall Street, it really doesn't resonate with me.

[Jurassic Fiend]

12. He is making an appearance on Ellen

And he won't do the nae nae, but hopefully convert Clinton supporters to Bernie supporters.

[HooptieWagon]

2. That's one they haven't tried yet.

Though no more ridiculous than their other attempted smears. The smell of their desperation smells like victory for Sanders!

[Scootaloo]

3. He needs more tightly-scheduled planned spontaneity

[peacebird]

4. Plus 10000!

[Armstead]

5. "Fried Kittens with Bernie" maybe?

[Scootaloo]

6. He had something similar to that in his younger years

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. And puppies!

I also heard he once returned a library book late.

[Armstead]

8. Watch out for that kitten in your icon

Looks tasty

[GoneOffShore]

9. And he puts KETCHUP!!!11 on them....NOT FREKAING MUSTARD!!!111!!!

[darkangel218]

11. Ketchup??! Oh noes!!!

[HereSince1628]

38. I heard it was Hoisin sauce,

[darkangel218]

39. I like eating my kittens raw:

First ears, then mittens! Nom nom nom nom! Then I have to stop, save some for later

[HereSince1628]

40. I like dogs, red hot, with yellow mustard

And try to avoid all recognizable bits, preferring they be ground to pale pink perfection.

[Lucky Luciano]

13. Yes...I indeed heard he prefers a vegetable with his kittens. nt

[JeffHead]

15. And Jane makes a pretty mean stir fry. nt

[Armstead]

16. Stir fried what?

[JeffHead]

17. Chinese food joke went right over your head nt

[Armstead]

22. Chinese food usually does

I'm basically a comfort food kind of guy

[daleanime]

32. Disgusting, everyone knows....

you use soy sauce on kittens.

[ancianita]

10. It disrespects the values set by our candidate to chew on the "unelectable" hype. So let's not.

It makes us and the candidate unattractive to voters who don't yet know much about him.

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[Armstead]

14. The unelecable hype keeps getting chewed on mercilessly anyway

I don't think many people will base their votes on obviously ridiculous claims of politically incorrect culinary tastes -- which are about as accurate as claims that he's anti-union, a Red a libertain gin nut or the other crap thrown at him. Especially the nonsense that he's automatically "unelctable."

[ancianita]

19. I'm not about what they're doing. I'm about what WE'RE doing. We need to use this energy to

beat her gains in electoral votes, not sit around mocking media.

Media are useless. So why present an image of a voter block that doesn't reflect well on the hard work the candidate needs the block to do. That's all I'm saying. If we get into mock mode, then our diverted energy here could cost us focus and other efforts.

Nevermind. Have your fun. I'm not appropriately amused, I guess.

[Armstead]

20. I don't disagree with that. Just having some fun.

It gets so deadly serious around here sometimes.

[ancianita]

27. Okay. I needed a smoke.

[AtomicKitten]

18. Two words: Kitten Fritters.

[Armstead]

21. Atomic Kitten Fritters?

[AtomicKitten]

23. mmmmm good

[daleanime]

33. The midnight snack.....

that's easy to find in the dark?

[SwampG8r]

37. Fritters?

1 c bisquick
1 cup self rising corn meal
2 eggs
2 medium size sweet onion processed until liquid
Mix it up
Put any other things you want ( peppers diced onions crabmeat shrimp fresh niblets kitten puppy whatever

Get oil good and hot 350
Spoon them in stir them around 3 or 4 minutes
Yummmmy

[DisgustipatedinCA]

24. And his supporters are loud, obnoxious, and bitter.

...according to some low-functioning dimwit on another site.

http://hillaryclintonsupporters.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=1121

[Sisterwife15]

25. Catspiracy

I just saw a documentary that said cat farts are the #1 cause of global warming. Cats are the new SUV.

[Fumesucker]

26. That's what communist reich wing gun humping peacenik warmongers do...

[Duckhunter935]

28. I knew that and no

They taste like chicken.

[PoliticAverse]

29. Does he eat them with arugula and dijon mustard? n/t

[left-of-center2012]

30. Were they good kittens or bad kittens?

Curiosity killed the cat.

[uponit7771]

31. If he was Hillary it would

[aidbo]

34. didn't hurt this guy's chances

[mak3cats]

35. Love Bernie, love kittens, love humor...

...not necessarily in that order. That being said, these kinds of threads don't help with the general combative air in this forum. Sorry for being a party pooper, but that's just my take.

(And everyone knows that kittens taste best with a full bodied cabernet sauvignon cranberry glaze. Philistines!)

[darkangel218]

43. Party pooper, party pooper, party pooper!

[AgingAmerican]

36. He hid the last banana...

then he bogarted all the Kap'n Krunch!!

[treestar]

41. Poor Bernie

He is a politician actually being opposed! It's so unfair!

[Armstead]

44. Opposed is fine. Criticism is fine....Snarky lies and smears, not so much

[randome]

42. And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling PETA investigators!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

[winter is coming]

45. This thread is useless without recipes. n/t

[zappaman]

46. Hillary Clinton eats babies

Which is worse?

[mythology]

47. Eating kittens obviously

First there is a pawcity of cat pictures on the internet and if you eat them how can we solve that?

Secondly the world is overpopulated. Eating them when they are too small to fight back is clearly the most efficient method of dealing with this problem.

Third babies taste better. A little garlic and olive oil and you're good to go.

There may be some amount of sarcasm in the above.