Bwahahaha

[ismnotwasm]

Oh, the irony

Dude Would Rather Date Scarlett Johansson's Voice Than a Real Woman

Oh great, another movie about a dude who's SO DESERVING OF LOVE but just can't his shit together enough to date a real woman.
This time, it's the Spike Jonze-directed Her, a film that stars Joaquin Phoenix as a dude who falls in love with his phone's operating system. The trailer is entertaining, I guess, and Scarlett Johansson sounds great as Samantha (AKA hot sexy hot sexy sexy Siri), but do we really need another fantasy movie filmed by a white man about white men who will never find the perfect woman? Partly because she doesn't exist and partly because if she does, she's a computer—a subservient robot with a sexy voice who laughs at all your jokes and takes care of your scheduling.

(Tuesday 9am: Get your shit together, bro.)

http://jezebel.com/dude-would-rather-date-scarlett-johanssons-voice-than-1476118015

The comments are pretty funny.

[BainsBane]

1. Maybe that's why some got so upset

about my post expressing appreciation for men who like sex with real women better than porn?!

[ismnotwasm]

2. No shit.

Jesus, what a stirred up bees nest. They just can't let it go. Curious.

[unblock]

3. jonze saw that episode of big bang theory and thought it needed to become a move? really??

http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/Siri

[ismnotwasm]

4. Apparently so

[BainsBane]

5. Now you went and broke GD

Bad feminist.

[ismnotwasm]

6. Man I didn't mean to either

Damn



Edit I did get accused of wide eyed innocence. Compliment you think?

[BainsBane]

7. Did you get my PM?

I'll send it to someone else if you don't want to.

[geek tragedy]

8. So, the idea being that men can create the perfect woman

as a reflection of themselves?

Oy, this sounds painfully wanktastic. Probably not as bad as it sounds, but "boy meets algorithm" just doesn't do it for me.

[In_The_Wind]

9. Hahahaha