Dude, I just saw the cook spit in your burger.

[GoneFishin]

I know she always smiles at you and talks nice to your face. I am not saying she doesn't.

Listen. I don't care if you eat it. That's entirely up to you, it's your choice. Maybe you like the taste of spit in your burger. Or maybe you think it has some beneficial biologic effect or something. Your food, your money, your body. Have at it.

Whoa! Whoa! Dude why are you trying to punch me in the face? Really? The cook is good friend of yours? Well, I can't help you there. I am just telling what I saw. It's not a matter of opinion, it's true. And I am not telling you what to do about it.

Eat the spit burger, don't eat the spit burger. Whatever. You've been warned.

[Fronkonsteen]

1. Dude's upset you warned him about the spit burger.

You're supposed to assume he knows about it and it doesn't matter to him.

[tk2kewl]

8. or maybe you're not even talking to him...

because you know he's happy to have the cook as a friend regardless of the spit burger... you'd just like others to know to think twice before ordering a burger - dude still gets pissed

[revbones]

2. You've already been alerted

Sheesh. Hillary supporters can't even take a joke if it has a hint of truth to it.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

3. Unbelievable.

[revbones]

4. Yeah, crazy. I was on the jury.

If it gets hidden, the original poster should put it in the Bernie group. It was funny. Too bad Hillary supporters can't stand for anyone to post anything true...

[abelenkpe]

9. This is the Bernie group yeah? Nt

[revbones]

10. Oops, thought it was GDP. Even so, wtf alerted from this group on that??? nt

[abelenkpe]

11. That's what seems so odd

Can't imagine a Bernie supporter making that alert. Why would a Hillary supporter even come here?

[mak3cats]

13. Why indeed???

Maybe just to alert on posts in an attempt to get certain posters to have "time outs..."

[Autumn]

16. Anything that is posted here can be read, commented on and alerted by anyone on

this site.

[mak3cats]

12. FYI - anyone can alert on posts, even if they aren't in the group... (eom)

[revbones]

17. Ahhh n/t

[disillusioned73]

5. lol.. spit burger

I lofff it

[TIME TO PANIC]

6. Question?

Who does the cook represent, and who does the person eating the burger represent?
I have two different interpretations of this.

[GoneFishin]

18. The cook is any duplicitous person peddling a product with unsavory ingredients hidden inside.

The customer is a person who would rather eat the spit than deal with the betrayal.

[TIME TO PANIC]

19. So the spit represents neoliberal/Third Way policies.

The consumer is the voter, and the cook is the politician.

[GoneFishin]

20. That would work. Sure.

[revbones]

7. Jury results

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Equating Hillary to someone that would spit in people's food is gross, over the top, and hateful.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Wed Mar 2, 2016, 10:33 AM, and the Jury voted 1-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Sheesh. Get over it. It's just a joking post. It's not over the top. Sorry if metaphors are too much for some people.
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Ewwwwwwww... Who thinks like this?
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Man oh man. The skin is thin around here
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: It's a political analogy for not keeping campaign promises, etc., that doesn't go further than its alleged "fit," so it is not over the top and is fair opinion, even if "wrong".
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Stupid alert. It is an ANALOGY.


Really people. Get over it with the ridiculous alerts because it hurt your fee-fees with some truth or truth-metaphors.

[GoldenThunder]

15. Will a jury alert....

...be helpful to Hillary supporters when all those "Too Big To Fail" banks in Clinton's corner catastrophically fail and take the rest of the country down with them. When your economy is in tatters, you haven't had any food in days, and you've spent the night hiding in terror from the fascists that are hunting you and your friends down after they've seized power by force, voting to HIDE IT is not going to make it go away.

[Fronkonsteen]

14. Some people will flat out refuse to even try a taco.

Or a Bernito.

[MisterP]

21. "I could be eating dog crap: I'm GRATEFUL for a burger to be spit in!"