The Onion: Hillary the candidate most people would like to share a glass of tap water with

[nxylas]

I'll probably get alert-stalked for posting this, but....

http://www.theonion.com/article/poll-finds-hillary-clinton-candidate-most-american-52113

[merrily]

1. Well, all right, but not not filtered.

KIDDING

If she really needs a glass of water, she can have a whole Britta pitcher full.

[Kalidurga]

2. It's true I could drink a glass of water while exchanging pleasantries with Hillary...

and then walk away. If it was one of the Republicons in the article they might end up wearing the water.

[ejbr]

3. With Rubio

we'd have to give him our water.

[mdbl]

4. If Rubio were Pres..

There would be no potable water left to drink.

[Proserpina]

5. Water from Flint, Michigan, circa May, 2015?

[LuvNewcastle]

6. Yeah, fracking water.

[Scuba]

7. Complete with flames.

[raouldukelives]

9. Pairs well with peas. nt

[SmittynMo]

8. Reminds me of Erin Brockovich

Actually, the Julia Roberts scene where they brought water in from Hinkley, just for the lawyers.