Marianne Williamson's Presidential Inauguration

[Shrek]

I'm not going to link to NRO but you can find it easily enough if you're so inclined.

Pretty short and pieces of it are funny.

Jake Tapper: And now here come President and Mrs. Trump, the president looking, well, he doesn’t look happy, does he? In fact, he seems to be — is he melting?

Jim Acosta: Jake, I’m hearing from sources close to the Trump camp that he began to melt and liquefy moments after the president-elect whispered in his ear.

Jake Tapper: And who is that who is swearing the president-elect in? I thought it was supposed to be Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg?

Jim Acosta: Jake, that is in fact Justice Ginsburg.

Jake Tapper: She looks . . . my God, she looks fantastic. She looks like she’s 25.

Jim Acosta: Yes, Jake, since the morning after the election, President-elect Williamson has been directing her followers to send healing love and light to Justice Ginsburg, and as you can see it has had an effect on both her appearance and, sources tell me, her life essence as well. Justice Ginsburg is now effectively a 28-year-old woman.

[Me.]

1. Presto... Acosta & Tapper Lose Press Credentials