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Has anyone tried the Joe Biden Insult Bot on Twitter? (Original Post) Dennis Donovan Mar 2020 OP
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister! PubliusEnigma Mar 2020 #1
I love it!!! Ive been responding with MALARKEY and GO TO HELL samnsara Mar 2020 #4
Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you! DanTex Mar 2020 #12
I can't believe you needed to add the caveat. But you did need to. :-) LAS14 Mar 2020 #15
That is hilarious! PatSeg Mar 2020 #2
It is one of the funniest ebbie15644 Mar 2020 #3
That's gold! LongtimeAZDem Mar 2020 #5
LMAO W_HAMILTON Mar 2020 #6
"Gobble some grapes, you mother-huggin' malarkey magnet" TwilightZone Mar 2020 #7
Too funny underpants Mar 2020 #8
"You're one taffy short of a candy shoppe, ya lily-livered deuce of diamonds" TwilightZone Mar 2020 #9
Folks, I gotta tell ya, this is funny stuff. C_U_L8R Mar 2020 #10
Excellent! Creative way to calm worries about Joe's occasional verbal accidents. :-) (nt) IndyOp Mar 2020 #11
No, because I don't do Twitter, Zing Zing Zingbah Mar 2020 #13
Kickin' rocks Mersky Mar 2020 #14
. PunkinPi Mar 2020 #16
Is Bidenish a new language? CaptYossarian Mar 2020 #17
here was the one I got NewJeffCT Mar 2020 #18
"Leave the sleeve..." Dennis Donovan Mar 2020 #19
That is funny you malarky marked snagglepuss!!! Peacetrain Mar 2020 #20
Leave the sleeve, ya pork n' beans-eatin' britch soiler Native Mar 2020 #21
 

PubliusEnigma

(1,583 posts)
1. You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister!
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 10:34 AM
Mar 2020
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

samnsara

(17,622 posts)
4. I love it!!! Ive been responding with MALARKEY and GO TO HELL
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 10:36 AM
Mar 2020

..I'll get time out from twitter land again im sure...

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

DanTex

(20,709 posts)
12. Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 11:41 AM
Mar 2020


(dear jury, this is a JOKE from Seinfeld)
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Undecided
 

LAS14

(13,783 posts)
15. I can't believe you needed to add the caveat. But you did need to. :-)
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 12:18 PM
Mar 2020
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

LongtimeAZDem

(4,494 posts)
5. That's gold!
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 10:38 AM
Mar 2020

"You're barkin' up the wrong Sycamore, you mother-huggin' pants chaser"

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

W_HAMILTON

(7,862 posts)
6. LMAO
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 10:39 AM
Mar 2020

Whoever is doing this or created this bot needs to get a pay raise!

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

TwilightZone

(25,467 posts)
7. "Gobble some grapes, you mother-huggin' malarkey magnet"
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 10:52 AM
Mar 2020

"malarkey magnet" needs to become a thing.

It would also be a good name for a pop-punk band.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

TwilightZone

(25,467 posts)
9. "You're one taffy short of a candy shoppe, ya lily-livered deuce of diamonds"
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 10:56 AM
Mar 2020

That might be my favorite so far.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

C_U_L8R

(45,000 posts)
10. Folks, I gotta tell ya, this is funny stuff.
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 11:26 AM
Mar 2020
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

IndyOp

(15,515 posts)
11. Excellent! Creative way to calm worries about Joe's occasional verbal accidents. :-) (nt)
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 11:38 AM
Mar 2020
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

Zing Zing Zingbah

(6,496 posts)
13. No, because I don't do Twitter,
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 11:43 AM
Mar 2020

but sounds funny

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

Mersky

(4,980 posts)
14. Kickin' rocks
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 12:18 PM
Mar 2020

at tha stink-heinied tri-corner hat thieves


If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

PunkinPi

(4,875 posts)
16. .
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 12:35 PM
Mar 2020

"Pin a broken button on that, you Shirley Temple-soaked trollywag"

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)
17. Is Bidenish a new language?
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 12:41 PM
Mar 2020

If he relied on alliteration, it would be like Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

Dennis Donovan

(18,770 posts)
19. "Leave the sleeve..."
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 01:09 PM
Mar 2020


I had an uncle that talked just like the insult bot!
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

Peacetrain

(22,875 posts)
20. That is funny you malarky marked snagglepuss!!!
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 01:09 PM
Mar 2020
If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
 

Native

(5,942 posts)
21. Leave the sleeve, ya pork n' beans-eatin' britch soiler
Fri Mar 6, 2020, 01:34 PM
Mar 2020

Is what I got back. Love this!

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden
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