JUST BROKEN: Sanders Slams Biden's Speech Demeanor!

[MineralMan]

Bernie Calls for Biden to 'Be More Animated!'
by Ima Ryter

Michigan, 3/10/3030
During an appearance at a Fox News Town Hall, Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) gave some impromptu advice to his opponent in the 2020 Democratic Primary campaign, former VP Joe Biden. He said, "Not only does Biden give short speeches that lack lugubrious, repetitive content, he also frequently forgets to gesticulate wildly with his arms and hands. That lack of emphatic gestures, which I use freely and often, makes his remarks seem wooden and bland." Sanders illustrated his point at the Fox Town Hall by pointing several times at the camera and making jerky, sweeping motions with his arms.

One Joe Biden campaign leader responded when asked to comment on Sanders' criticism by shrugging his shoulders slightly and smiling.

[dalton99a]

1. And the longer your speech the better

[Turin_C3PO]

2. Lol, I thought

it was a serious article for a second. Nicely done satire, MM!

[Kali]

3. ...

[BlueIdaho]

4. Tell us again about the Billionaires Bernie...

Tell us again about M4A again Bernie... Bernie has a ten minute speech - he just gives it three or four times in a row.

[Mike 03]

5. "speeches that lack lugubrious, repetitive content"

Speeches that lack lugubrious, repetitive content.

That's a bad thing?

lu·gu·bri·ous
/ləˈɡ y)o͞obrēəs/
adjective
looking or sounding sad and dismal.
"Bernie's speech was even more lugubrious than usual"

[Sloumeau]

7. I think that I may have actually gone my entire life...

without uttering the word "lugubrious"...until now that is.

[MineralMan]

10. So many good words; so few opportunities to use them...

[MineralMan]

8. Hmm...

Sounds like something Sanders would say, doesn't it?

[Sloumeau]

6. I actually thought it was "real news" for a second. :)

That's because I could actually see Bernie Sanders telling Joe Biden how he should behave.

[MineralMan]

9. Oh, good! Always my intent.

[showblue22]

11. Me too. Lol nt