Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
T_i_B
T_i_B's Journal
T_i_B's Journal
December 19, 2014
Prescription drugs cause liberal outburst
Satire based on one of UKIP's many gaffes. (UKIP being the British equivalent of the Tea Party).
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/prescription-drugs-cause-liberal-outburst-2014121893963
A COMMITTED racist and homophobe has blamed pain-killing medication for a string of cogent arguments in favour of multi-culturalism and gay rights.
Tom Booker, 47, from Chelmsford shocked bigoted friends at a lunchtime drinking session with a plea for racial and sexual tolerance.
Fellow bastard Roy Hobbs said: One minute Tom was his usual self, ranting incoherently about how the local council are giving Slovaks free Range Rovers and lesbians spread Ebola.
The next he was mounting a well-reasoned defence of EU freedom of movement policy backed up by verifiable financial data, not just stuff he had heard off a bloke at work.
Tom Booker, 47, from Chelmsford shocked bigoted friends at a lunchtime drinking session with a plea for racial and sexual tolerance.
Fellow bastard Roy Hobbs said: One minute Tom was his usual self, ranting incoherently about how the local council are giving Slovaks free Range Rovers and lesbians spread Ebola.
The next he was mounting a well-reasoned defence of EU freedom of movement policy backed up by verifiable financial data, not just stuff he had heard off a bloke at work.
December 8, 2014
The thing I don't get...
....is why so many politicians think it's acceptable to send pictures of yourselves as Christmas cards. These people really do need to be reminded that Christmas is not all about themselves.
Mind you, as my old man used to say, "show me a politician and I'll show you a man with his house full of mirrors".
Profile Information
Member since: 2001Number of posts: 14,737