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Dad jokes for today

(all of these stolen from various people more clever than I am)

Trump is renaming the San Andreas fault. It will now be known as Obama's fault.

With all of the bad things happening to America these days, it's almost like we built the country on a sacred Indian burial ground.

Has anybody let the Amish know what has been going on the last few weeks?

Stop the trolls, stop the division and stop the hate, please

It seems there are almost as many posts today bashing Sanders as there are attacking Trump and his allies who are trying to overthrow our constitutional democracy.
Biden has surely won the nomination. Why are so many still in primary attack mode?

I agree with most of Sanders positions, and I love his enthusiasm and very genuine dedication to the plight of average Americans. But I do not think he is electable, and fear that having him and his movement at the forefront of the Democratic Party could lead to more Republican success.
But I don’t understand the rage and hate on DU against fellow progressives who are absolutely essential if we are to save this country from the right wing forces now attempting to destroy our society. All that will be accomplished with the constant attacks and bashing of Sanders supporters is to do what Trump and the Russians want - drive a wedge between two natural allies and hurt our chances in November.

Trump claims Biden and swine flu still killing people

I posted Friday during Trump’s Rose Garden farce that Trump had deflected the question about why he dismantled the pandemic team to claim that the swine flu, with Biden heading the task force, had caused 14,000 deaths. At the time, there was a 17 hour old Trump tweet that said Biden’s mismanagement had caused the death of 12,000.
He just put up a tweet this afternoon that says 17,000 died of the swine flu.
How many more will Trump’s time machine kill in the coming days?

btw, swine flu actually killed about 12,400.

Obama and Biden still killing people

Trump just said that the swine flu killed 14,000 people. On his Twitter feed, 17 hours ago, he said it had killed 12,000.

Can we impeach Obama so he will stop the massacre?

Trump voters were successful

If there was a theme to the reasons people had for voting Trump, it was a desire to fundamentally reshape American society.

I sit here today, with no baseball or basketball as a diversion, scared to go to a movie or concert, and worried because all of the stores have been out of toilet paper for a week.

Hey, MAGAts, you did it. Congrats.

First time I've seen Trumpers stop and "think"

Had two conversations today with people I’ve known a while who are among the smarter people I know who are Trump fans (for one it’s all about his 401(k) and taxes, for the other it’s her fanatical homophobia since her husband left her for a guy).
I asked them both, if this virus really goes wild and gets even more deadly, and they quit reporting the number of cases and start reporting deaths, perhaps a thousand a day in the US, who would you rather have in charge of the government: Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden, or Donald Trump.
I was surprised that neither would insist that Trump would be the better choice.