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calimary's JournalSweet God in Heaven I HATE the GOP!!!
Straight outta Comedy Central!
I missed almost all of it last night. Laughing too hard. Once Jon Stewart went to his on-scene correspondents, that was it. Done. Finished. I couldn't hear a thing. Neither could my husband. We were still helpless with laughter after the bit was over and they cut to commercial. We were still laughing when the commercial break was ending.
My husband just came up with another one - T-Rump = "Tirade-a-saurus RUMP"
OMG - I'm still having trouble with this! I still can't stop laughing and it's the next morning. When I look at that NBC photo I just collapse all over again.
I LOVE YOU, DONALD TRUMP!!!! You're the GREATEST!!!! You lifted my spirits!!!! So down and depressed on Monday. And then, his candidacy walked into my life... sigh... So ebullient after he announced yesterday! OMG!!! I haven't laughed this hard, for this long, literally in YEARS.
The grin is ALIVE! Let's throw a T-Rumpus!!!
Oh GOD!!! What a compilation!
I absolutely LOVE the facial expressions in the last two images - BOTH chris christie photos - ROFL!!!!
BOTH rick perrys!
BOTH rand pauls!
That "Golden Boys" composite -
santorum, cruz, paul ryan, jindal, The Donald!
OMG... whoever picked the photos - FREAKIN' BRILLIANT!!! DUzy!!!!!
Y'know, I was so down in the dumps yesterday.
Today - my mood is 180-degrees different! I've been either smiling, chuckling, snickering, or laughing flat-out - most of the day! At least since The Donald! I think I LOVE the guy!!! God Bless Him!!!! I sat there watching his announcement with my mouth agape in a big open smile, jaw dropping and raising by about a half-inch or so - couldn't even believe what I was seeing. FIRST RATE COMEDY! LIVE from New York! This coulda been Saturday Night Live - but he was serious!
Flying commercially is the only time I can countenance drinking.
Just a little helps me mellow out.
Indeed! Let us rejoice! And let the games begin!
Oh yes. Religion must not get into the political realm
unless of course we're talking Hobby Lobby or some such "sincerely-held belief" bullshit.
Totally! It's not like there's a lack of material!
We had a cat named Dub who was VERY expressive
about the new cat we just brought home. He strolled into our bedroom and stepped onto this little black throw rug down on the floor at the foot of our bed. He turned and gave us the dirtiest look we'd ever seen. Then while still staring us down, he proceeded to crap out this huge pile of cat turds smack dab in the middle of the rug. Continued to look daggers at us throughout!
We were DONE. RUINED! My husband and and I looked at each other and collapsed in laughter! We were helpless! Couldn't even get mad at him! "Here's what I think about that disgusting beast you just brought home here!" He couldn't have been more clear!
Not to mention practicing medicine without a license.
Oh GOD wouldn't that be rich?
Please could Jon Stewart come back to Comedy Central at least to host or moderate one of those debates? Please, please, please, PLEEEEEEZE?
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