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Rhiannon12866's JournalTrump Says He Could Beat LeBron James in a Dunk Contest If Not for Bone Spurs
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald Trump escalated his war of words with LeBron James on Saturday by saying that he could defeat the N.B.A. star in a dunk contest were it not for bone spurs.
Ive seen LeBron James on TV, and, quite frankly, I dont think hes very good at basketball, Trump said. The media is very unfairly biased in favor of him because hes a Democrat, and I think its a disgrace.
You look at LeBron and sometimes when he shoots the ball, it doesnt go into the basket, he said. If I try to drink a glass of water and miss my mouth, its all CNN talks about.
Trump said that it was very sad that his bone spurs would keep him from showing off his slam-dunk form, which he called poetry in motion.
A lot of people are saying that Im better at dunking than that beauty LeBron, he said. A lot of very smart people.
At the N.B.A. bubble, in Orlando, James responded that he understood that the Presidents foot woes would prevent him from participating in a dunk contest, but said that he would be happy to face Trump in a spelling contest.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-he-could-beat-lebron-james-in-a-dunk-contest-if-not-for-bone-spurs
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Ivanka Trump Beseeches American People: "I Can't Get a Job Anywhere Else"
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an attempt to humanize her fathers reëlection campaign, an emotional Ivanka Trump used her R.N.C. speech to reveal to the American people, I cant get a job anywhere else.
The past few years have been super rough for me, ever since my shoe company went south, she confided. I thought the shoes were pretty, and I was really surprised when no one wanted to wear them. Theyre all in storage at Mar-a-lago, and we cant give them away.
Speaking movingly of her father, Trump said, He gave me a job when no one else in the world would.
Expounding on her fathers benevolence, she added, And, while were on the subject of jobs, do you honestly think that anyone else in the world would hire Jared as a senior adviser? No way.
Capping her emotional pitch, Trump said, I am begging you, my fellow-Americans, to please give Jared and me four more years to get our shit figured out. After that, we swear well move out and look for real jobs.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-trump-beseeches-american-people-i-cant-get-a-job-anywhere-else
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