October 31, 2017

Stephen Colbert - Monologue - "Rescue Dog Rescue" - and Opening - 10/30/17

'Tis The Season For Treason: A Very Mueller Christmas



The three kings came bearing gold, frankincense, and myrrh; but only jolly ol' Robert Mueller could bring charges to Manafort, King, and Papadopoulos.



Fox News Ducks The Robert Mueller Indictments Story



Stephen couldn't help but notice that Fox News and 'Real News Tonight' covered Robert Mueller's indictments very similarly. In that, they hardly did.



Late Show 'Rescue Dog Rescue' With Billy Eichner



Stephen welcomes Billy Eichner and a herd of costumed puppies for the Late Show's first Halloween-themed 'Rescue Dog Rescue.'



OMN (Obvious Metaphor Network) Covers Mueller's Indictments



Coverage of Robert Mueller's first indictments in the Russia probe from your favorite network for on-the-nose visual representations of the news.

October 31, 2017

John Dean warns Trump White House they'll be "playing with fire" if they follow Bannon advice

John Dean warns Trump White House they’ll be ‘playing with fire’ if they follow Bannon advice to attack Mueller

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Falling back on his Nixon years, Dean equated Bannon’s comments to the notorious “Saturday Night Massacre” that saw Nixon firing Watergate investigator Archibald Cox — which only hastened Nixon’s demise.

“That’s a modified form of firing Archibald Cox, cutting off funding to the special counsel,” Dean lectured. “I’m not sure it lends towards obstruction of justice and Bannon saying let’s all conspire toward justice. But they’re playing with fire here and I think people who sign on to this have to be very careful.”


https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/john-dean-warns-trump-white-house-theyll-be-playing-with-fire-if-they-follow-bannon-advice-to-attack-mueller/

October 31, 2017

We Have Indictments! Has Christmas Come Early? The Resistance with Keith Olbermann GQ

Papadopoulos may be even bigger than Manafort in Mueller’s masterpiece.

October 31, 2017

The Daily Show - It's Mueller Time: The First Indictments in the Trump-Russia Probe

Special counsel Robert Mueller indicts former Trump campaign staffers Paul Manafort and Rick Gates, and ex-adviser George Papadopoulos pleads guilty to lying to the FBI.




The Daily Show - Donald Trump: A Man of Characters



Desi Lydic revisits Donald Trump's first tweet and lauds the president's innovative way around Twitter's restrictive character limit.

October 31, 2017

Seth Meyers - Mueller Indicts Three Former Trump Officials In Russia Investigation: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at special counsel Robert Mueller's first charges in his investigation of the Trump campaign's potential ties to Russia.

October 30, 2017

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Floods (HBO)

John Oliver explains why our federal system for financing flood recovery perpetuates a pattern of destruction and why you should never offer a tortilla chip to a seagull.

October 30, 2017

10 Things Most Cat Owners Have Done

Cat servants and life with cats… can YOU relate?

October 29, 2017

Panic spreads on Trumps legal team as everyone tries to guess who Mueller will indict

The news that Special Counsel Robert Mueller has filed sealed indictments in the multiple investigations facing the Trump administration is sending shock waves of suspicion and uncertainty through President Donald Trump’s legal team and his closest allies, said Politico on Saturday.

“President Donald Trump’s White House and personal lawyers scrambled Saturday to learn where the knife might fall in the investigation by special counsel Robert Mueller,” wrote Politico’s Darren Samuelsohn, “triggering a guessing game among aides after days of trying to turn attention away from allegations of collusion with Russia during the election.”

Attorneys for the White House, for President Trump and for his many aides who have lawyered up since the Mueller probe began were burning up phone lines on Friday and Saturday trying to find any information about the nature of the sealed indictments or who might be named in them.

Some, like ousted legal team spokesman Mark Corallo were enraged by indictment news, which he accused the Mueller team of leaking in order to put the squeeze on Trump’s allies and defenders.


More: https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/panic-spreads-on-trumps-legal-team-as-everyone-tries-to-guess-who-mueller-will-indict/

October 28, 2017

Stephen Colbert: The First Thing Captain Scott Kelly Did On Earth After 340 Days In Orbit

Captain Scott Kelly, astronaut and record-holder for most consecutive days spent in space by an America, reveals what his first stop was upon landing back on Earth.

October 28, 2017

Stephen Colbert - Monologue - 10/27/17

This Week's Russia Round-Up



Donald Trump claimed to be the victim after it was revealed that the Clinton campaign and DNC paid for the 'anti-Trump Fake News Dossier.' Stephen thinks the victim is someone/something else.



America Now Has Serial Racists And Cereal Racists



Stephen takes a break from talking about President Trump to discuss a cereal box design. Which is also racist.



Stephen Challenges 'Goop Magazine' With 'Covetton Cuarterly'



Stephen follows the lead of Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle empire by expanding 'Covetton House' to the lucrative medium of the future: print.



It's Back: 'The Halloween Wiggle' Ft. Run The Jewels



The Late Show's long tradition of 'The Halloween Wiggle' with Run The Jewels continues (a second time).