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Rhiannon12866's JournalStephen Colbert: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson
Is An Asteroid Going To Hit Earth On Election Day? Neil deGrasse Tyson Says MaybeAstrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson reminds us that there is an asteroid heading towards Earth on election day, but it shouldn't stop anyone from voting! You can see more of Neil deGrasse Tyson on his show, "Cosmos: Possible Worlds."
Neil deGrasse Tyson Tells Stephen About A Very Expensive Asteroid
Neil deGrasse Tyson answers Stephen's questions about an asteroid that is theoretically worth $10 quintillion!
Stephen Colbert: Guest Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart And Stephen Reunite On The 10th Anniversary Of Their Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or FearJon Stewart and Stephen check in with each other about how they're feeling ahead of the election on the 10th anniversary of their Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear. Oh and Tony Bennett makes a special appearance!
Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/30/20
We Aren't The Only Ones Paranoid About Election Day, Trump Is So Superstitious He's Re-enacting 2016As Biden supporters hold their collective breath heading into the weekend before Election Day, President Trump is retracing his final steps from the 2016 campaign, hoping that lightning can strike twice in four years.
A Late Show Has Some Tips For A Stay-At-Home Halloween
Finding a scary costume, trick-or-treating inside, and thinking about the impending doom are among A Late Show's tips for keeping Halloween spooky while staying inside this year.
Oliver Tree "Life Goes On"- A Late Show Halloween #PlayAtHome Performance
Oliver Tree makes his Late Show debut with this one-of-a-kind performance backed by a band of prominent political types, plus his cohort and collaborator Little Ricky on the keytar. "Life Goes On" is the newest follow up to Oliver's chart-topping album "Ugly Is Beautiful."
Jack Nicklaus Endorsed Donald Trump And Golf Announcers Are Losing Their Chill
After golf legend Jack Nicklaus urged his Twitter followers to vote for Trump, the calm voices of the golf world had to quietly express their anger.
Indivisible - Joe Biden For President 2020
Former Vice President Joe Biden is running for president to restore the soul of the nation. He believes it's time to remember who we are. We're Americans: tough and resilient. We choose hope over fear. Science over fiction. Truth over lies. And unity over division. We are the United States of America. And together, there is not a single thing we can't do. Join Team Joe today: http://www.joebiden.com/join
Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - 10/30/20
Monologue: The Final CountdownBill recaps the top stories of the week in the final days before the 2020 election.
Al Franken: Do Something!
Former Senator Al Franken (D-MN) joins Bill Maher to discuss whether Trump will leave office if he loses – and what you can do about it.
24 Things You Don't Know About Amy Coney Barrett
Bill shares a few fun "facts" about newly seated Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett.
The Party of White Grievance
Panelists John Heilemann and Lis Smith join Bill Maher to discuss the future of the Republican Party, should Donald Trump lose the 2020 election.
New Rule: Skip the Civil War
In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher urges Americans to skip the post-election civil war and go straight to reconciliation.
Democratic Voters Hope Election Day Means Democrats Will Stop Texting Them
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Democratic voters are anxiously awaiting Election Day in the hope that Democratic candidates and activists will finally stop texting them, a new poll shows.
In conversations with Democratic voters across the country, “No longer being texted by Democrats” has emerged as one of the most important issues to them in the 2020 campaign.
“Don’t get me wrong: I love the fact that they’re trying to end this Trump nightmare,” Carol Foyler, a Democratic voter in New Hampshire, said. “I’m just not sure that I need to be reminded five times a day to vote when I voted by mail a month ago.”
Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Las Vegas, agreed. “I got a phone call in the middle of the night, and my heart raced because I thought it might be a family emergency,” he said. “It was just Joe Biden telling me that he and Kamala need my support.”
Tracy Klugian, a resident of Des Moines, said that, while he appreciated the texts from Democrats at first, “It now feels like borderline stalking.”
“They keep texting me because I donated twenty-five dollars to defeat Joni Ernst a few months ago,” he said. “But I guess now I feel like—oh, wait a second, I’m getting a call. Never mind, it’s just Barack Obama.”
Short article, no more at link: 
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/democratic-voters-hope-election-day-means-democrats-will-stop-texting-them
Photograph by Michael Conroy / AP
Seth Meyers: Guest Shepard Smith Didn't Think He Would Return to Work After Leaving Fox News
Shepard Smith explains the challenges of launching his new CNBC show The News with Shepard Smith during a pandemic, reveals why he decided to leave Fox News and gives his prediction on which states to watch out for in the 2020 election.
Seth Meyers: Guest Sen. Bernie Sanders Calls Out the Democratic Party's Neglect of the Working Class
Sen. Bernie Sanders sends a message to undecided voters, explains his new plan to help American workers and talks about his relationship with celebrities like Cardi B and Dua Lipa.
Seth Meyers - Trump Compares Biden to a Zombie in New Campaign Ad - Monologue 10/29/20
Melania Trump Tries to Dispel the Fake Melania Conspiracy Theory
Seth Meyers interviews one of Melania Trump’s doppelgängers (Amber Ruffin) about the #FakeMelania controversy.
Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump Dances to Y.M.C.A., Amy Coney Barrett
Seth's favorite jokes from the week of October 26.
The Daily Social Distancing Show - Trump's 100 Most Tremendous Scandals: The Definitive List
Here it is, the definitive list of Trump's 100 Most Tremendous Scandals. Note: This list is not definitive. What did we miss? Let us know in the comments!
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