March 28, 2016

Someone Spotted Satan Inside A Tasty-Looking Cut Of Beef

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/satan-rib-steak-mexico-photo_us_56f517d8e4b0143a9b47e2e1?








I think this is interesting, especially given what we know about Jesus's preference for appearing on grain products, like toast. Obviously Jesus has an affinity for bread, perhaps not surprisingly; but could this mean that in contrast to the Lord's decidedly high-carb menu, Satan is more of an Atkins diet type?

Hmmmm.

Edited to add, also, Satan looks really happy.

March 20, 2016

There sure seems to be something about him that some people dont like!

Gee, I wonder what it could be.

March 8, 2016

I NEED A BOGEL FOR THE GLOTCH

March 8, 2016

If Bernie Sanders made an exactly identical statement you guys would completely LOSE YOUR SHIT

admit it.

March 6, 2016

some people have major issues and are just using the primary as the latest excuse to air them out

Next year it will be onto something else.

March 6, 2016

The flip side to that aphorism is that you can't live in the past.

Witness the tragicomedy of the FBI this week trying to shoehorn the issues around encryption into a 1977 law designed for telephone line surveillance.

Which history are we in danger of repeating, anyway? The '68 nomination of the eminently electable HHHumphrey, or the '72 nomination of crazy loony lefty McGovern?

Fact is, both lost.

In 2004 we nominated the smart choice and lost, 2008 we nominated the "you'd be crazy to---" guy and won.

There's enough examples throughout history to justify just about anybody's argument. In the meantime, every once in a while it's helpful to remind the DUnizens of crankyshuffle dufferboardville - of which I am a proud citizen, myself - that this century belongs, first and foremost, to those born in it.

The rest of us are just running out overextended tourist visas.

March 4, 2016

Rubio! RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubiooooo!

Do you play Marco Polo? I play Polo. With my Rubio. Are you threatening me?