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Jack Ohman, Sacramento Bee
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Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic
http://www.theonion.com/article/frustrated-gunman-cant-believe-how-far-he-has-driv-51923Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic
NEWS IN BRIEF November 30, 2015
VOL 51 ISSUE 48 · News · Violence · Abortion
AMARILLO, TX—Expressing frustration with the lack of convenient locations in his area, deranged gunman and anti-abortion fanatic Jared Broussard reported Monday that he could not believe how far he would have to drive to find the nearest Planned Parenthood clinic. “You have to be kidding me; I figured I’d need to go 10, maybe 15 miles, tops, but the closest one is almost 250 miles away,” said a visibly exasperated Broussard, adding that he would have to scrap his plans for the entire day and leave right now if he wanted to reach the health care provider before it closed this evening. “God, the nearest one isn’t even in this state. It’s actually faster for me to drive across the border to Santa Fe, and even then it’s still a four-hour trip. That barely leaves me enough time to buy ammo.” Broussard added that, given the length of the drive, he was thankful that he would likely not have to make a round trip.
Note: This is the first Onion article not to make me laugh but to cry.
TOM TOMORROW: 'Tis the War on Christmas Season!
DAILY KOS LINK: http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2015/11/30/1455106/-Cartoon-Tis-the-War-on-Christmas-season
"Two Iraq war vets have now come home only to die in mass shootings in Colorado. Think on that."
@markfollman: Two Iraq war vets have now come home only to die in mass shootings in Colorado. (First was on 10/31.) Think on that. https://t.co/20FxWhMqGi/s/-SYD
Civilian Killed In Planned Parenthood Attack Was An Iraq War Veteran
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141274280
Bicyclist killed in Colorado Springs shooting rampage was Iraq War veteran
http://kwgn.com/2015/11/04/bicyclist-killed-in-colorado-springs-shooting-rampage-was-iraq-war-veteran/
Attorney General Lynch: Clinic Shooting Crime Against Women
Source: Associated Press
The Latest: Lynch: Clinic shooting crime against women
NOV. 28, 2015 9:14 PM EST
Attorney General Loretta Lynch is calling the shootings in Colorado Springs a crime against women receiving health care services at Planned Parenthood.
In a statement Saturday night, Lynch calls the attack not only a crime against the local community but a crime against law enforcement seeking to protect and to serve, against other innocent people, and against the rule of law as well as all Americans' right to safety and security.
The nation's top law enforcement officer says federal officials stand ready to offer any and all assistance to the district attorney and state and local law enforcement in Colorado as they move forward with their investigation.
Read more: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/f0dc1a1a7d4a4fa98d19e01a87902166/latest-police-id-clinic-gunman-robert-lewis-dear
TOM TOMORROW: Home of the Brave
DAILY KOS LINK (Including Holiday Gift Suggestions!): http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2015/11/23/1452936/-Cartoon-Home-of-the-brave
Lara "Obviously B.S. Benghazi Propaganda" Logan is Reporting on Syria on 60 Minutes
Fuck that shit.
Rehire Dan X Rather, you blatantly obvious corporate America right-wing hypocrites.
Michael Moore on Facebook: "I am going to defy your ban and will offer MY home..."
Dear Gov. Snyder:
I just wanted to let you know that, contrary to your declaration of denying Syrian refugees a home in our state of Michigan, I myself am going to defy your ban and will offer MY home in Traverse City, Michigan, to those very Syrian refugees you've decided to keep out. I will contact the State Department to let them know I am happy to provide a safe haven to any Syrian refugee couple approved by the Obama administration's vetting procedures in which I have full faith and trust.
Your action is not only disgraceful, it is, as you know, unconstitutional (only the President has the legal right to decide things like this).
What you've done is anti-American. This is not who we are supposed to be. We are, for better and for worse, a nation of descendants of three groups: slaves from Africa who were brought here in chains and then forced to provide trillions of dollars of free labor to build this country; native peoples who were mostly exterminated by white Christians through acts of mass genocide; and immigrants from EVERYWHERE around the globe. In Michigan we are fortunate to count amongst us tens of thousands of Arab and Muslim Americans.
I'm disappointed in you, Governor Snyder, for your heartless and un-Christian actions, and for joining in with at least 25 other governors (all but one a Republican) who've decided to block legal Syrian refugees from coming into their states. Fortunately I'm an American and not a Republican.
Governor, count me out of whatever you think it means to be a Michigander. I look forward to welcoming Syrians to my home and I wholeheartedly encourage other Americans to do the same.
Michael Moore
P.S. By the way, my 700-sq. ft. apartment in northern Michigan is a little small, but it's got cable, wi-fi and a new dishwasher! Also, no haters live on my floor! Stop by any time for a hot chocolate this winter.
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