Consider that of Elee Medina, 28, who was spotted Sept. 30 "fidgeting" with his pants near an apparent pile of poop in the parking lot of the Seminole Country Inn in Indiantown.

Medina told Martin County Sheriff's deputies he stops there several times a week, noting "there were no other places to go to the bathroom on his way to work at FPL (Florida Power & Light Co.) from (Green Acres)," according to recently released sheriff's records.

About two weeks earlier, Seminole Country Inn officials asked for an extra patrol in the early morning hours because someone had been defecating in the parking lot "several times a week."

A deputy rolled in the parking lot about 6:20 a.m. and saw a man later identified as Medina. He was "fidgeting" with his trousers and got in his car.

http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2013/10/think-your-commute-is-bad.html

MEDFORD, Ore. -- MEDFORD, Ore. (AP) — A couple who engaged in oral sex on a flight from Medford, Ore., to Las Vegas pleaded guilty Wednesday to disorderly conduct and each was fined $250.

The Mail Tribune reports (http://bit.ly/19MiY0n ) Christopher Martin of Las Vegas and Jessica Stroble of Medford were not required to attend the hearing in federal court in Las Vegas and the pleas from their lawyers were accepted by Magistrate Judge George Foley.

The pair were initially charged with lewd, indecent and obscene acts on an airplane for their behavior on the June 21 Allegiant Air flight.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/17/couple-has-sex-on-a-plane_n_4115791.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Deputies were called to the Manning area north of Banks in unincorporated Washington County at 9 a.m.

They said a naked man attacked the hunter, but the hunter was eventually able to get the upper hand and held the clothingless suspect at gunpoint until authorities could reach the scene.

Deputies said it was very difficult to locate the men because of the thick forest and steep terrain. They used air horns and had the hunter blow a whistle to pinpoint his exact location.

Once they found him after about 90 minutes of searching, deputies detained the naked man and began to learn more about the bizarre situation.

The victim said the suspect, identified as Linus Norgren, 20, made a reference to Sasquatch before his violent outburst.

http://www.kptv.com/story/23659711/deputies-hunter-holds-naked-man-at-gunpoint-after-attack?hpt=ju_bn6

A Jack in the Box customer in Washington who wasn't allowed a third free ranch packet turned his anger on a customer.

Seattle police say a customer shoved a 68-year-old man who tried to intervene in a conflict over having to pay a quarter for a dressing packet on Monday afternoon, KomoNews reported.

The unidentified man received two packets for free but was allegedly upset that he had to pay for the third. As he began arguing with the cashier, another customer attempted to intervene to help calm the situation.

Seattle Pi reported that the cashier relented and finally gave the man a third packet for free to avoid conflict. But this did not settle down the irate customer, who continued to yell. When the concerned 68-year-old tried reasoning with him, police say he was met with a shove that sent him to the ground.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/15/jack-in-the-box-ranch-push_n_4100353.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Usually, it takes time for a new restaurant to end up in the toilet, but the Magic Restroom Cafe was already there before it opened.

The Magic Restroom Cafe in southern California's City of Industry is America's first toilet-themed eatery. All the dishes, seats and food items are all focused on toilets, bathrooms and human bodily functions.

Customers hoping for a crappy dining experience sit on stools topped with toilet seats and order appetizing menu items like "golden poop rice," "black poop" (actually a chocolate sundae), "smells-like-poop" (braised pork over rice)," and "bloody number two" (vanilla-strawberry sundae).

Those defecation-themed dishes are then served in miniature toilet bowls, according to Eater L.A., which recommends the Stinky Tofu as the most appropriate food choice.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/15/magic-restroom-cafe-_n_4101763.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news#slide=289423

Edward Smith's love life has been in overdrive for the last 48 years.

By his count, he's had more than 1,000 sex partners -- but only one of those was actually human.

Smith, 63, is a "mechaphile," the term for someone sexually attracted to planes, trains and automobiles.

Oh, and helicopters too. He once had a quickie with a copter used in the TV series "Airwolf."

"Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women. I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars," he said, according to the Mirror.

But Smith is no longer driven to have sex with just any car. He says his joyriding days are over and that he is committed to "Vanilla," a Volkswagen Beetle he purchased 30 years ago.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/15/edward-smith_n_4098886.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Les Price, 43, had to pay for the extra space when flying to Ireland and back as airline policy dictates anyone over 20 stone has to book the extra space.

But when he got to the airport the staff didn’t seem to have any idea about the rules and on the journey home his seats were two rows apart.

He had already faced embarrassment on his flight out when he was allocated an aisle seat and a window seat, with another passenger in the middle.

"When I got to the airport I had to explain to all the staff why I had two tickets, they didn't have a clue," he said.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10376714/37st-man-forced-to-pay-for-two-seats-on-jet-finds-they-are-rows-apart.html

The 39-year-old first set the world record in 2007 when her collection hit 21,000.
Since then, she's broken her own record twice more - in 2008 with 30,300 napkins and again in 2008 with 50,000.
Now the collection has almost reached the 63,000 mark, Mrs Kozakova has once again become a record-breaker.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2457449/Slovakian-woman-amasses-world-record-napkin-collection.html#ixzz2hkjFCtGI
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