She claims she is blessed with the biggest breasts in Britain, but busty Claire Smedley is terrified her 40MMM boobs will kill her relationship.

Three years ago, she split with a boyfriend after he nearly died when she suffocated him during sex.

Her breasts have since grown even bigger and now weigh an incredible 2.5 stone each.

Claire, 30, is now terrified the same thing could happen with new boyfriend Chris Willgoose, also 30, who she lives with in Derby.


Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/claire-smedley-woman-britains-biggest-1827385#ixzz2QMsPxhLi

(WASHINGTON) -- Paul Ryan called for anti-abortion advocates to reach out to pro-abortion rights advocates Thursday evening in an effort to "attract a broad coalition" to the movement, becoming the latest Republican to urge like-minded voters to be open to a group not traditionally seen as conservative.

"To advance the pro-life cause, we need to work with people who consider themselves pro-choice -- because our task isn’t to purge our ranks. It's to grow them," the Wisconsin congressman said at the Susan B. Anthony List gala in Washington, D.C., a group that backs candidates that will work to try and outlaw abortion.

The former GOP vice presidential nominee and current House Budget Chairman told the audience they need to "expand our horizon," but urged them to "stay vigilant" and to work "with patience" and "with good cheer."

"We don’t want a country where abortion is simply outlawed," Ryan said. "We want a country where it isn’t even considered."

Ryan, who headlined the event, told the group they need to "show the pro-life cause isn't just the cause of the unborn," but a "deep affirmation of human rights."

http://www.kmbz.com/Paul-Ryan-Tells-Anti-Abortion-Advocates-to-Broaden/16032925

Dom Del Torto from London, UK, had his laptop stolen last month. Instead of lamenting his loss, he set up a Tumblr called "Dom's laptop is in Iran", full of photos taken by an app called Hidden, which secretly collects images and sends them back to the original owner. Shortly after his new blog made headlines, Dom received messages from the Iranian folks in the photos (who claim they had no idea it was stolen) that said his hobby was jeopardizing their safety. With a moral crisis on his hands, Dom bagged the blog. The mortified subjects now want to return the machine, but guilt-ridden Dom says he's "asked them to keep it by means of an apology." [Source]

http://now.msn.com/dom-del-torto-had-his-laptop-stolen-and-used-hidden-to-track-it-to-iran-then-posted-the-photos-it-took-on-his-doms-laptop-is-in-iran-blog

HONOLULU (AP) — Security screeners at a Honolulu courthouse noticed something moving inside a defendant's bag as it passed through an X-ray machine earlier this week.

After initially refusing to open it, the bag's owner reluctantly revealed that his pet was inside. When he opened the bag, screeners found a live duck and a bottle of beer, Department of Public Safety spokeswoman Toni Schwartz said.

Deputies told Michael Hubbard that his pet and beverage wouldn't be allowed inside Circuit Court, so he left. He returned a short while later and asked that deputies look after his belongings while he went inside for an appointment, Schwartz said, adding that visitors are allowed to leave their things outside at their own risk.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/honolulu-court-screeners-find-pet-duck-bag

UP THE SWANNY - Swan lays egg on busy road

This swan brought traffic to a standstill in Obermenzing, Munich, Germany when it stopped to lay an egg on a busy city road.

Motorists were left amazed as the swan refused to budge despite the traffic speeding past and insisted on remaining by its egg - seemingly without any concern over the problems she was causing.

Would be drivers who were brought to a halt by the swan who was sitting in the middle of the road called cops - who were also left surprised by the swan's unusual actions.

http://austriantimes.at/news/Around_the_World/2013-04-10/47916/UP_THE_SWANNY_-_Swan_lays_egg_on_busy_road

A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight, but the victim was so focused on her low-cut dress that all he could describe to officers afterward were her breasts, San Francisco police said Thursday.

The woman drove away after hitting the man’s car at Haight and Cole streets at 5 p.m. Tuesday, said Park Station Officer Al Wu. The man couldn’t tell officers what kind of car it was, let alone supply a license-plate number, but he “was able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” police said.

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/04/11/victim-recalls-assailants-breasts-little-else/

BBC Radio 1 is planning to play Ding Dong the Witch is Dead, the Wizard of Oz track being bought by anti-Thatcher protesters in the wake of the former prime minister's death, on its chart show on Sunday.


However, in what is thought to be a first for the BBC chart show, the corporation is considering having a Newsbeat reporter explain why a song from the 30s is charting to Radio 1's target audience of 16- to 24-year-olds – none of whom will remember Margaret Thatcher's controversial premiership.


In what could be seen as the first major test for the new director general, Tony Hall, BBC insiders said the track is likely to be played if it makes it into the top of the charts in defiance of criticism from Tory supporters.


The Official Charts Company said on Thursday morning that Ding Dong the Witch is Dead was on course to reach number four, up from 10 the previous day.


The Daily Mail has been leading the charge against Facebook and Twitter campaigners trying to push the song, which has become the anthem of anti-Thatcher protesters.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/apr/11/bbc-ding-dong-thatcher-facebook?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487

"Pad Gardner," as he calls himself, works at a movie theater in Panama City, Florida. A former theater major, he's a huge Twilight fan and an ardent gay-rights supporter. He loves vampires and werewolves. Next month he's doing a walk across America to raise awareness for his favorite cause: teaching women to avoid Toxic Shock Syndrome from tampons.

He sees a psychiatrist and a therapist regularly, perhaps to work through the sexual abuse he discusses on his YouTube channel, TheFemininePad. He's also active on Google+, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and DeviantArt, posting regular updates and talking with his followers.

At the start of 2013, Gardner made four resolutions:


1. To get my legal first name changed to Pad.
2. To start preparing for life as a feminine pad.
3. To set a world record for having the largest pad collection.
4. To become a pink disposable feminine pad.

Risking ridicule, alienation, and backlash, Gardner has been diligently reaching out across a myriad of social networks looking for friends to support him in his ultimate goal: to serve his purpose for eight hours as an overnight pad (preferably a Kotex).

http://www.dailydot.com/society/florida-man-wants-to-be-kotex-maxi-pad/

METAL body parts from the dead are being recycled into road signs, lamp posts, car parts and aircraft engines.

Steel hips, plates and screws from legs and skulls are collected after cremation and sent off for recycling.

Even metal plates from false teeth and tiny fragments from fillings can be recovered and re-used, together with metal fittings on coffins.

The metals, which survive the 1,000°C cremation, are then sold for use in the automobile and aeronautical industries.

They include cobalt and titanium, found in some implants and dental work, with cobalt used in aircraft engines.

Less valuable metals are smelted down and sold for more general use — including road signs, motorway barriers and lamp posts.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4882497/metal-body-parts-of-dead-recycled-into-plane-engines-road-signs.html#ixzz2QB7VvLl8

It took thousands of years for humans to map all the coastlines, rivers, and mountains of the world, and then after a few years of using satellites the job was over. Then, Google started mapping anything that was visible from a road, and people found there was one last way they could make their mark on the map: get their pictures taken doing stupid things on it. Much like the last era of cartography, this one will probably be completed before long, so when people see the Street View car now, they know it's their only chance. This couple acted with impressive speed, pulling over in Keith, Australia and dropping their knickers to get this photo. However, they should have held the pose longer, because Google catches them laughing and running back to their car in the photo taken a little further down the road:

http://www.happyplace.com/23043/australian-couple-jumps-out-of-car-to-have-sex-when-they-see-google-street-view-coming