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Yes you read that correctly, and no it's not Florida. It's Guelph, Ontario, Canada:
A group of people had an Easter service in an unlikely place Sunday. A gentleman's club in Guelph called The Manor.
A few months ago Jack Ninaber and his wife Sharon decided they would host a Christian fellowship service at the unconventional space.
When we were going by The Manor I joked to Jack that we should do a worship in The Manor, then the idea really never left me, says Sharon.
Read more: http://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/guelph-gentlemen-s-club-to-start-hosting-church-service-1.1784066#ixzz2zgZJy8K7
I so want to hear Flo Rida's "You Spin Me Right Round" sung as a church hymn!
Dumb Criminals: Ypslanti, Michigan Police On Lookout For Playground Pooper
Adams Outdoor Advertising in Ann Arbor has set up a billboard along I-94 near South Huron Street, exit 183, encouraging the public to turn in the mystery pooper.
The eye-catching billboard toggles through these various slogans:
Help us flush the pooper #YPSIPOOPER
Do your civic doody report the pooper. #YPSIPOOPER
Help us catch the poopetrator #YPSIPOOPER
Read more: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/25279389/billboards-blast-mysterious-playground-pooper-in-ypsilanti#ixzz2zUPDIjaQ
Love the billboards!
Michigan Kid Finds Rock That Turns Out To Be 10,000 Year Old Mastodon Tooth
A 9-year-old Michigan boy stumbled across something -- literally -- that, it turns out, is a mastodon tooth.
"I was walking down at the creek last summer. I felt something that I stepped on so I picked it up and everybody in the neighborhood thought it was pretty cool," Philip Stoll told CNN on Friday.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/18/us/michigan-mastodon-tooth/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
Really Dumb Criminals: Austrian Man Stops By Police Station To See If He Is Under Investigation
Police in Salzburg said the 59-year-old man walked into a police station in the city on Friday night. Spokesman Anton Schentz told the Austria Press Agency on Saturday the man told officers he just wanted to check that they had "nothing on him."
Officers checked their records and found a recent arrest warrant from a Vienna court on four counts of fraud and embezzlement. Police say the man, whose name wasn't released, was taken to a Salzburg prison.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/20/criminal-checks-in-police-station-austria_n_5181888.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Saw Dream Theater last night.
Holy crap they were amazing and they played a tiny little theater in Riverside, CA called The Fox Theater. So even if you were in the balcony you were able to be really up close with the band. Thanks to a computer error they sat me next to the band's equipment and after going to the usher about it, I got a nice upgrade to my seats.
This was the set list:
Set 1:
False Awakening Suite (DT history video intro)
The Enemy Inside
The Shattered Fortress
On The Backs Of Angels
The Looking Glass
Trail Of Tears (extended version with instrumental jam)
Enigma Machine (with Mike Mangini Drum Solo)
Along For The Ride
Breaking All Illusions
Set 2:
The Mirror
Lie
Lifting Shadows Off A Dream
Scarred
Space Dye Vest
Illumination Theory
Encore:
Overture 1928
Strange Deja Vu
The Dance Of Eternity
Finally Free
Give you an idea of how close to the stage I was:
Frazier Glenn Cross (Jewish Community Center Murderer) Was Banned From Stormfront
In an interview with NBC News, Stormfront.orgs founder, Stephen Donald Don Black, called the SPLC report ludicrous.
Anybody who comes on Stormfront and even suggests illegal violence ,they get shown the door, he said. Im sure were stricter on that than Facebook or Twitter or Craigslist.
We have 286,000 registrations, Black added. The law of averages youre going to have some people that lose it.
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/jewish-center-shootings/report-users-white-power-website-have-committed-nearly-100-murders-n83231
What do you have to do to get banned from that website?
Rapper Andre Johnson Severs Penis, Survives Jumping Off Building
Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.
Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.
Details about what triggered the incident were not available.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
Oh this is one story where more details are definitely needed!
Nebraska Boy Presumed To Be Missing Found Alive In Bowling Alley Claw Machine
When a woman discovered her 3-year-old son was missing from her apartment...
A missing three-year-old Lincoln boy was discovered in a claw machine at a bowling alley Monday night.
Lincoln Police Department got a call Monday about a missing boy. His mother told police he'd slipped out an unlocked door of their apartment while she was in the bathroom.
After arriving at the scene, police were told a child matching the boy's description was at Madsen's Bowling & Billiards, 4700 Dudley St., across the street from where the boy lives.
An LPD sergeant went to investigate and saw the three-year-old boy had crawled inside the claw machine at the bowling alley. He was uninjured and playing happily with the stuffed animals in the machine, said Katie Flood, public information officer with LPD. Madsen's employees, along with a vending machine company, helped remove the child safely.
http://www.omaha.com/article/20140415/GO/140418861/1685#.U070JFchUX5
Glad he's OK but seriously...
Dumb Criminals: Montana Man Gets Arrested For Licking Cop's Eyeball
Police say Hiatt called to report a theft on Saturday night and dispatchers realized he was wanted on a contempt warrant out of Lewis and Clark County. Officers later found Hiatt outside of Pissers Palace in Walkerville.
When officers attempted to apprehend Hiatt, he fought and wouldnt let them handcuff him. Police say when officers tried to put him in a patrol car; he licked one of their eyes. The assault with a bodily fluid charge stems from the saliva.
Hiatt is behind bars on $26,000 bond.
Read more: http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/police-suspect-licks-officer-s-eye-during-arrest/article_dbcf573b-a7aa-551f-a195-2ad500ac7baf.html#ixzz2z5QYBKj4
Florida Man Sets Apartment On Fire To "Kill Bugs"
The unidentified resident was so annoyed by the presence of the insects he tried to burn them out - destroying his apartment and hospitalising himself in the process.
He allegedly authorities he had started the fire to to burn the bugs in his home and computer".
Orlando Police, who attended the scene, found his Florida home was littered with rubbish in all rooms, according to The Orlando Sentinel.
One officer described the conditions inside as deplorable in his police report. "There was trash and empty beer cans covering the majority of the floor in the living area and the kitchen," the officer said.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-sets-apartment-on-fire-while-trying-to-burn-the-bugs-out-of-his-home-9248593.html
Your move, Orkin Man!
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