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Polish Priest Claims Hateful Texts Are Sent By Demons

A Polish priest claims he has been getting hate texts - from a demon.

Parish priest Father Marian Rajchel from Jaroslaw, a town in south-eastern Poland, said he started getting the texts after carrying out an exorcism on a teenage girl.

But he said that the attempt to drive out the devil from the girl's soul clearly failed, and that it was now using the teenager to attack him by using mobile phone messages.

He told local media: "The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul."

He said that the devil and his followers were not shy about using modern technology but that in many cases their actions were not identified as being the work of evil.


50 Shades Of Grey Goose.

Dumb Criminals: Florida DUI Suspect Run Over By Own Truck In Road Rage Incident

A man who police say had been drinking was involved in a road rage incident during a downpour Tuesday evening and was injured when he was run over by his own pickup truck.

Joseph H. Carl, 48, 1012 NE 15th Place, drove his truck into the rear of a vehicle in front of him that was stopped at a traffic light at 2500 NW 43rd St. around 6:50 p.m., according to a Gainesville Police Department report.

Carl then jumped out and began banging on the driver's window and yelling at the woman inside, apparently neglecting to put his pickup into park.

The driver of the other vehicle was frightened and drove away, leaving nothing to hold back Carl's Dodge 1500 truck.

The truck began to roll, and Carl, standing in front of the vehicle, put out his arms and tried to stop it, but it ran over him, the report said.

Police and paramedics arrived, but Carl refused medical treatment, the report said.


Dumb Cops: Town Marshal Accused Of Stealing Son's Girlfriends' Underwear

A law enforcement official in Millersburg, Indiana, is facing criminal charges after allegedly admitting to stealing underwear from his son's girlfriend.

Town Marshal David Keith Hathaway, 59, has been charged with two counts of conversion, a class A misdemeanor, after allegedly taking panties belonging to his son's girlfriend, who lives in his house.

The victim told Indiana State Police she first suspected something was going on in October 2013, when she found a pair of her panties in a gallon-sized bag, along with several other pairs of female underwear. The bag with the purloined panties were hidden in a safe belonging to Hathaway, the Elkhart Truth reports.

Both the victim and her boyfriend, Hathaway's son, confronted the suspect about his panty collection and he told them it was a joke.


Derek Jeter Will Get Unlimited Lap Dances And Lifetime Free Entry At One New York City Strip Club

Who needs retirement gifts like a rocking chair and gold watch? Nothing says congratulations on a brilliant baseball career quite like freebies at a... strip club?

An all-nude joint in New York City is offering Derek Jeter and the rest of the Yankees organization free lap dances Sept. 7, the same day that the team is officially honoring the captain.

All Yankee employees will receive free admission and two free lap dances, the Show Palace in Queens announced. Plus, the dancers will be painted in pinstripes.

If Jeter himself were to show up, a rep tells The Huffington Post, he "gets unlimited lap dances and food and a lifetime free-entry pass to Show Palace as a thank you for his years of service as a New York Yankee."


Love it!

Dumb Criminals: Woman Steals Uniquely Identifiable Dress From Vintage Store, Takes Selfies

WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. (AP) — Police investigating the theft of clothing and jewelry from a southern Illinois boutique say they arrested a woman after she posted Facebook photos of herself wearing one of the stolen items.

WSIL-TV (http://bit.ly/1yLsEW6) reports that police arrested 27-year-old Danielle Saxton, of West Frankfort, earlier this month on misdemeanor retail theft charges. She's free on her own recognizance.

Authorities say a distinctive leopard-print dress was among the items stolen July 11 from Mortie's Boutique in West Frankfort.

The store's co-owner, Kert Williams, says he posted about the stolen items on Facebook and that people who saw Williams' posting and those of Saxton made the connection and helped police.


Dumb Criminals: Health Food Store Employee Paid For Prostitute With $200 Company Check

SLIDELL, La. (AP) — Police in a New Orleans suburb say a health-food store worker is accused of using a $200 company check to pay a prostitute after a back-room encounter.

Surveillance cameras showed it all. That's what Slidell Police spokesman Detective Daniel Seuzeneau said in a news release. It all came to light when the store's manager reviewed surveillance footage after finding that a company check was missing.

Seuzeneau said 24-year-old Charles West remained jailed Thursday after being booked Wednesday on charges of theft, forgery and soliciting prostitution. Seuzeneau said he did not know whether West has an attorney.

Police say they plan to arrest the woman for prostitut


Dumb Criminals: Hotel Guest Refused To Leave After Check Out, Poses For Mug Shot


A 34-year old Cleveland woman was arrested Saturday after cops say she refused to check out of her hotel room.

Police were called to the Quality Inn, 28600 Euclid, because management needed help getting a couple of guests to leave.

Responding officers found that Brian Baker, 24, and Angela Green had rented room 253 the night before and were to have checked out by 11:00 a.m. and now would not leave.

Once there officers explained that they needed to leave or rent the room for another day but Green became loud and uncooperative.


For the "useless without pics" crowd:

Dumb Criminals: Restaurant Owner Accused Of Having Sex On Roof Of Neighboring Chipotle

Two Newark residents were charged Saturday night with having sex on the roof of Chipotle Mexican Grill, police said.

One of the defendants was identified as Michael Suh, 38, who owns Mizu Sushi Bar, located three doors down from Chipotle.

The other defendant is Nicole Germack, 27, of the 100 block of Tyre Avenue.

Police responded to Main Street at 9:40 p.m. after getting multiple calls about the incident.

“An NPD officer arrived and, while on the opposite side of the street, clearly observed the two defendants engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof at the very front of the Chipotle building,” NPD spokesman Cpl. James Spadola said.


Dumb Criminals: Two OC Men Arrested For Smoking Heroin In Chuck E Cheese Bathroom

COSTA MESA (CBSLA.com) — Two men were arrested for smoking heroin in the bathroom of an Orange County Chuck E. Cheese restaurant, police said Friday.

Officers were dispatched around 7 p.m. Tuesday to the restaurant and play center, located in the 2300 block of Harbor Boulevard in Costa Mesa.

After the arrived at the Chuck E. Cheese, police found Collin Zborowski, 28, and 27-year-old Daniel Lubach together inside a stall in the men’s bathroom.

“Both males were observed in the process of smoking heroin,” Lt. Greg Scott said.

Zborowski and Lubach were arrested and officers confiscated drug paraphernalia and a small amount of heroin.


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