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January 8, 2014

FBI Classifies Juggalos (Insane Clown Posse fans) As Gang, They Sue FBI

The FBI is monitoring a growing gang with members across the country who dress in customary colors, assemble for rowdy annual meetings and control the trade of an obscure Midwestern soft drink. They are Juggalos.

In a report on emerging gang trends, federal investigators revealed that they have their eyes on the loyal fans of the horrorcore group Insane Clown Posse.

Known as Juggalos, the followers of the Detroit rap act are famous for their clownish make-up, annual "Gathering of the Juggalos" celebration and their love for the soda Faygo.

But Juggalo "subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence," the FBI alleges in a document first reported by Wired.

Per the FBI's National Gang Threat Assessment:

Most crimes committed by Juggalos are sporadic, disorganized, individualistic, and often involve simple assault, personal drug use and possession, petty theft, and vandalism. However, open source reporting suggests that a small number of Juggalos are forming more organized subsets and engaging in more gang-like criminal activity, such as felony assaults, thefts, robberies, and drug sales.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/29/fbi-considers-juggalos-a-gang_n_1065110.html


FBI not down with the clown?
January 8, 2014

Pastafarian Minister Sworn Into New York Town Council Wearing Colander

A unique style of headwear was present during newly-seated Pomfret Town Council member Christopher Schaeffer's oath of office Thursday afternoon, but it wasn't intended to keep his head warm.

Schaeffer wore a colander (a strainer typically used to drain water from spaghetti) while Town Clerk Allison Dispense administered the oath of office to him before the board's reorganizational meeting. When the OBSERVER asked afterward why he wore a colander on his head, Schaeffer said he was a minister with an even more unique organization - the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

"It's just a statement about religious freedom," he said. "It's a religion without any dogma."

http://www.observertoday.com/page/content.detail/id/592593/-Strainer--things-have-happened.html


Like the headline says - "strainer things have happened!".
January 7, 2014

Dying Man's Wish Of Driving Around A Krispy Kreme Truck Fullfilled

The self-employed marketing consultant, diagnosed three years ago with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or ALS, dreamed that one day he would steal a Krispy Kreme truck and drive around Durham, N.C., handing out free donuts. He'd be like a modern day Robin Hood, spreading smiles and sugary goodness.

Rosati revealed his delicious, dastardly plan earlier this year while speaking at Durham Academy, his high school alma mater, the News Observer reports. The degenerative and ultimately deadly disorder had slowed him down, he told the students, but life is too short to not steal a Krispy Kreme truck.

But as the 42-year-old Rosati's strength dwindled, so did his heist hopes. So the marketing professional hedged his bets, and started a Facebook page.

"I want to steal a Krispy Kreme truck," Rosati wrote on the page. "Actually I'm too weak now. But if this page gets enough love and attention, I'm hoping KK will lend me a driver and a loaded truck so I can ride around giving away donuts and making people smile!"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/07/chris-rosati-donut_n_4550699.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
January 7, 2014

45 Year Old Who Appeared On "My Strange Addiction" Wants QQQ Size Breasts

At the age of 45, Lacey Wildd is proud to be plastic.

The former showgirl had her first breast augmentation 20 years ago and has increased her bust size far beyond what would be considered normal.

Last year, she wore a Size MMM bra, but she contemplates going up to a Size QQQ on an episode of "My Strange Addiction" airing Jan. 8 on TLC.

Wildd has spent $250,000 to surgically enhance her chest, but her ample bosom sometimes leaves her feeling like a boob.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/07/lacey-wildd-_n_4556901.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


January 4, 2014

11 Year Old Utah Girl Gets Stuck In Washing Machine

SALT LAKE CITY - An 11-year-old was bruised, distressed but OK after being stuck inside a washing machine for about 90 minutes, according to video from KSL.

The Utah girl was playing hide-and-seek with her cousins when she found what she thought was the ideal hiding spot the washing machine located just below a dryer.

"She really wanted to win," said the girl's mother, Nicole Rhoades, who wasn't home at the time.

Rhoades' older daughter called her, and she could hear the 11-year-old screaming in the background.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/article/340484/82/11-year-old-Utah-girl-stuck-in-washing-maching-while-playing-a-game


January 2, 2014

Dumb Criminals: Breaking Bad Contest Winner Wanted On Narcotic Possession

Ryan Carroll was the most envied “Breaking Bad” fan in the nation when he won a trip to Hollywood in September to watch the series finale with the show’s cast.

Turns out the San Carlos Park resident was more than just a fan — it appears he was something of a student of the hit AMC show about a high school chemistry teacher turned drug kingpin.

Carroll, 28, was booked into the Lee County jail at 1:29 a.m. Wednesday on felony charges of possession of a synthetic narcotic with intent to sell and possession of a controlled substance without a prescription. He also faces a misdemeanor charge of keeping a shop or vehicle for dangerous drugs.

It’s unclear from an online booking report what kind of drugs Carroll is accused of possessing, and local authorities are keeping tight-lipped about their “investigation of significance.”

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2014/jan/01/exclusive-breaking-bad-contest-winner-busted-drug/


January 2, 2014

Dumb Criminals: Man Cons Wife Into $750K That He Spends On Mistress

He puts the bum in Beach Bum Tanning.

A wealthy Manhattan woman says a tanning salon employee she married duped her out of $700,000, telling her he needed the money to pay off gambling debts.

In reality, Steven Lalicata's "gambling debt" was a girlfriend in New Jersey who liked to be showered with jewelry and presents, according to court papers.

Now burned bride Candice Feinberg Lalicata, 39, is suing her sneaky spouse, his girlfriend and the friends who allegedly helped con her for $10 million.

The schemers led Lalicata "to believe that her husband, Steven Lalicata, whom she had recently married, owed large gambling debts to members of organized crime. Through a series of coordinated communications, they led her to believe physical well-being would be in jeopardy if she did not make huge amounts of cash available to him on short notice," her Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit says.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/husband-spends-wife-700-000-mistress-suit-article-1.1562449#ixzz2pFzLSsSC


January 2, 2014

Giant Inflatable Duck Explodes During Taiwanese New Year's Celebration

TAIPEI (AFP) - A giant yellow duck on display in a northern Taiwan port exploded on Tuesday, just hours before it was expected to attract a big crowd to count down the new year.

The 18m tall duck on show at Keelung burst around noon and deflated into a floating yellow disc, only 11 days after it went on display.

It was the second time that a giant inflatable duck - a bath toy replica created by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman - had burst while on show in Taiwan.

"We want to apologise to the fans of the yellow rubber duck.... the weather is fine today and we haven't found the cause of the problem. We will carefully examine the duck to determine the cause," organiser Huang Jing-tai told reporters.

http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/asia/story/giant-yellow-duck-explodes-taiwanagain-20131231



January 2, 2014

High School Hockey Goalie Flips Off Coach And Scores Goal In Own Net, Then Quits

A frustrated Minnesota high school senior goalie scores on his net with a 2-1 lead.

Farmington high school (Minn.) held a 2-1 lead over Chaska high school with just over three minutes remaining in the third period of their game on Thursday night when the truly bizarre happened.

Farmington senior goalie Austin Krause retrieved a puck behind his net, skated to the crease and put the puck in his net. Krause then proceeded to remove his gloves, and while skating off the ice, turned to his bench, flipped them off and gave them a salute before exiting the ice.



http://www.sbncollegehockey.com/high-school-hockey/2013/2/12/3983340/high-school-goalie-scores-on-own-net-flips-off-bench-and-leaves


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