June 14, 2014

Where did the Baby Jesus hide from King Herod?

Only on DU...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025093218

June 12, 2014

Please ignore

Nothing interesting here. I just needed a place to dump my breastfeeding pitbulls

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June 11, 2014

Cantor paid about $180 a vote

You know what? I think I'd be fine with unlimited money in politics, if they just offered to pay voters directly.

You go to the poll, you see how much each side is offering, you vote, and you pick up your dividend check on the way out.

June 11, 2014

Sayonara, Asshole!

I realize the other guy is no bowl of cherries but, Allah be praised we are soon done with that sanctimonious shithead!

June 10, 2014

Fine, I'll say it, if elected, Hillary should be impeached

Because, damn.

I'll leave it to someone else to come up with the reasons. I just want to be the first to call for it.

June 3, 2014

If Holder signed a memorandum, it was legal

Just remind your right wing friends that if the President gets the Attorney General to sign off on it, it's legal.

Next question?