Bunnies! Because . . . bunnies!

Because I think we need a laugh: Funniest Jury Comment Ever:

Vote to Leave It

"Let these guys duke it out. I'm going to go eat nachos."

Well done, Juror #7!

Meet Polly the Horse.

OK, who here doesn't like Alanis Morrisette?

The first time I ever heard a snippet of one of her songs years ago, I didn't like her voice, even though I didn't know who it was. Now a movie I just saw, which I otherwise like very much, features one of her songs in one scene. I have to fast forward the DVD; her voice just grates on my nerves.

My contract law book stinks.

That is all.

The story of Private Henry Tandy and Private Adolph Hitler

Although disputed, it goes like this: After the battle of Marcoing in October 1914, a wounded and weary German Private wandered into the line of fire of British Army Private Henry Tandey. Because the German was wounded and made no attempt to raise his own rifle, Tandey did not fire. Hitler later recognized Tandey from a newspaper photograph. If only . . .

I'm having a Big Mac attack!

Somebody stop me -- there's a McDonald's just a few blocks away!

Dear young lady who just got off the bus:

Please go shopping and get a pair of pants that fit. Nobody wants to see your butt crack -- though it did get a few snickers after you were gone.

My youngest nephew turned 8 today.

I have three other nephews, aged 27, 20, and 19, plus two nieces aged 19 and 16. None of them is going to have any clue about what it is like to live without militarized police, heavy surveillance, stable jobs, or a secure future.

OK, ladies, so who wants to marry an NFL player?