December 11, 2019

Barf! I had forgtten what a slimy little puke Chuckie Todd is.

Watching him prance and preen on Press the Meat today made we want to throw the nearest hard object right through the fucking TV screen. What an insufferable little dork he is. How in God's name did he get the job and, more importantly how in hell does he keep it???

December 11, 2019

It's no mystery to me why Barr has dropped his disguise

and is now unashamedly pimping for Trump.

Barr, among his many other failings happens to be the Roman Catholic equivalent of the worst of the RW fundie evangelists. Barr, an Opus Dei stalwart is convinced that the enemy (i.e. we the Democrats) are forcing the 'secularization' of the United States, a view which he finds totally abhorrent. To remedy this Barr is prepared, just like his fundie counterparts, to ride the Trump pony so long as doing so gets him closer to his goal of a quasi-religious state. I don't know if it's a sign of desperation or a sign of increaed confidence that Barr feels it necessary to maneuver the Ukraine fantasy to affect the coming presidential elections but in either case he has dropped all pretense now. Along with his hand-picked US attorney he is preparing the release of the "real" report on the Ukraine scandal wherein the FBI is full of nefarious deep staters dreaming only of removing President Trump by coup and which clearly demonstrates that Ukraine, not our Russian allies and friends messed with the 2016 election. This will be released in Spring/Summer of 2020, just at the right time to muddy not only our candidate but also confuse the general public. I don't know if Durham's motivation is relisious or simply the promise of a federal judgeship but he's also willing to sacrifice his otherwise sterling reputation in the service of Trump and Barr's lies.

December 9, 2019

If brains were gunpowder

Louie Gohmert couldn't blow his nose.

October 6, 2019

"Arms for Dirt"

Heard that description of Trump's little Ukraine adventure last night from a Republican (non-Trumpist) Consultant and thought that it was brilliant. It captures the essence of what Trump was up to without the need for more explanation and is reasonably understandable by even the most intractable Deplorable. Like them or not, the Rethugs have a huge headstart in go-for-the-jugular consultants and I'm not averse to taking this freebie and running with it. I believe "Arms for Dirt" should be emplazoned on every web site and repeated ad nauseam on every liberal-leaning TV show from now until the impeachment trial.

August 15, 2019

"President Ignoramus Q. Shiteater"

The Rude Pundit's newest a/k/a for pResident (try not to gag as you say it) Trump. IMHO this deserves some kind of an award!!

July 18, 2019

Trump receives international award.

Geneva, 18 July 2019

The IAHFS (Institute for Advanced Higher Fecal studies) of Berne, Switzerland announced today that it has awarded pResident Donald J. Trump the prestigious "PREPARATION H AWARD". This award is given infrequently. It serves to designate the "World's most perfect Asshole". There is not yet any confirmation that Trump will fly to Switzerland to receive the award.

July 16, 2019

"Trump is one pointy white hat

short of a Klan rally". (Rick Wilson tonight on Lawrene O'Donnell). Priceless!

April 24, 2019

Trump intends to assert Executive Privilege in areas where he waived it

Source: Robert Costa, the Rachel Maddow Show 4/23/19

Costa was called by Trump this evening, who told him that he (Trump) intends to assert Executive Privilege to prevent administration figures like Don McGhan from testifying to Congress about issues already made public in the Mueller Report. Trump believe his theory of Dxecutive Privilege should be tested by courts.

Read more: Link to source

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Trump's strategy for dealing with Congressional investigations and subpoenas is now crystal clear. He will refuse to let anyone with direct knowledge of any of the issues discovered in the Mueller Report from giving testimony to Congress by asserting frivilous claims of Executive privilege. His goal is to force all these issues into the Federal Courts where they can slowly strangled to death until at least after the 2020 election is past. In light of this tactic if we don't begin impeachment proceedings immediately we will be played for absolute fools by the Disgrace in the White Ho ofuse.

February 28, 2019

Roto Rooter skin dive

After watching the Cohen show all day yesterday I couldn't resist putting on my wet suit and, against my better judgement went Roto Rooter skin diving in our 'favorite' RW crazy site to see what all the resident geniuses had to say about it.

Much was as you might expect - variations on the 'Trump is playing 8 dimensional chess with Kim' theme but then one post in particular caught my eye.

I read it, and then re-read it. While it's possible that Rim Job's yellow journalism sheet was trolled by some very clever Liberal Democrat I tend to doubt it. If in fact that's not the case then judge for yourself what we have to contend with:
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2/28/2019, 9:30:47 AM · 2,431 of 2,432
bagster to reed13k

It’s being talked about in MSM as ‘walked away’ and ‘demanded’ but that isn’t what the actual facts are - it’s DS spin.
I don't much pay attention to the derp media, but I did seem to pick up that., before the meeting, they were "predicting" that the Donald would "blow the deal" and pretty much hoping that he would fail.

Cause, you know, bashing Trump is more important than what's good for America and the world.

So I'm sure theyre out there writing their derp stories about how Trump's ineptitude blew up world peace and all that. They're gonna LOVE this.

But of course he's gonna win. Kim had his mouth all ready for a taste of glory, riches, fame, and McDonalds on every corner. And maybe even electricity, then HE went too far and the Donald said, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya.

Right now Kim is going, WTF happened. He'll give it a couple days, and call the WH yellow phone and be all like, "Herro? Numbah One Donna San? I solly. We do rike you say, prease to forgive. I sign now".

You betcha. Let' just hope the American derp media don't talk so much crap they take away Missah Donald's advantage.

#MediaHatesWorldPeace "

February 8, 2019

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