Emrys
Emrys's JournalJust had my first COVID shot
My wife had hers a couple of weeks ago because she has (well-controlled) asthma. I'm in my early 60s, so it's evidently the turn of my age group round here (west of Scotland, near Glasgow). We've both been given the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine
In both cases, we received a phone call from a practice nurse a couple of days beforehand and fixed up a time slot. We were advised to check the practice's Facebook page before setting out in case there'd been a problem with the supply of the particular batch.
The village health centre car park was as full as I've ever seen it. Everything was well organized. I was booked in for 11.15 am and was out by 11.18. Like my recent flu vaccine, the shot itself was painless. They asked me to sit in my car for five minutes afterwards in case of any immediate reaction, and handed me a card explaining possible side-effects - soreness and redness around the injection site, a day or two's fever etc. My wife suffered no serious ill effects from her jag, just some residual soreness in her arm, so here's hoping.
I don't know how this experience compares to others elsewhere in the UK. I hope any of you, whether you have special need of the vaccine or not, have been able to access it with no delays or problems.
Meteor sighted across UK (tweet-heavy thread)
At least 60 fireball sightings have come in from southern Scotland to Cardiff and London tonight:
https://twitter.com/TomMunns1/status/1366181407488368641
https://twitter.com/benrdavisuk/status/1366218738052268032
https://twitter.com/Mixmasterxl/status/1366217134964097025
https://twitter.com/tictacsir22/status/1366185507865165825
Some folks were a bit spooked:
https://twitter.com/cherrytreats/status/1366170152086228995
https://twitter.com/cherrytreats/status/1366178977841360903
"January ... February ... April ... March." Covid Vaccine Minister rejigs the calendar
Part-time Bond villain Nadhim Zahawi's performance in interview earlier today doesn't exactly reassure that the government has its ducks in a row with its Lockdown Roadmap (yeah, it's a Momentum video, but that's the account that posted it on Twitter).
https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/1363813800441491456
@PeoplesMomentum
The Vaccines Minister claims, TWICE, in TWO separate interviews, that March comes after April.
[Twitter video]
I don't know what's worse:
- the fact he coldly, deliberatively and, by his own lights, logically sets out a timeline where the "three-week gap" between mid-April, when the government expects to have given the first vaccine dose to all over-50s, gives time for protection to kick in before schools open on 8 March
- the fact that seemingly none of the interviewers pick him up on it
- the creeping suspicion that when the Roadmap was discussed in Cabinet, either nobody saw the flaw in the timing, nobody was paying attention, or nobody wanted to be "that guy" who rocked the boat
Tunnel vision: now PM sets his sights on a roundabout under the Isle of Man
It's a drab February, the ever-mounting post-Brexit cockup heap and the pandemic are making for misery all round, and we're nowhere near silly season yet, so it appears the UK government have set up a special unit to fill the void:
However, Whitehall officials have revealed that one version of the plan worked up in Downing Street went even further, envisaging not one but three tunnels under the Irish Sea connecting in an underground roundabout beneath the Isle of Man.
No 10 officials given the task of examining how Johnsons blue-sky thinking might be feasible quickly concluded that the original plan of a link between Stranraer in Scotland and Larne in Northern Ireland was impractical.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/tunnel-vision-now-pm-sets-his-sights-on-a-roundabout-under-the-isle-of-man-cg9523lxp
The Times exclusive fades out at that point unless you're a subscriber, so let's turn to a more tabloid treatment:
The prime minister has hopes of building an underground roundabout beneath the Isle of Man to connect Britain to Northern Ireland, Whitehall sources claim.
Under the alleged plans, the transport network would see as many three tunnels heading out from England and Scotland in a bid to iron out post-Brexit trade issues across the UK.
They would connect at a roundabout named Douglas Junction, after the islands capital, before heading out across the Irish Sea beneath the Isle of Man, reports The Sunday Times.
Several senior Whitehall sources are said to have dismissed the roundabout plan as round the bend but it is so beloved by Boris Johnson that it cannot die.
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A source told The Times: Everyone knows Boris wants to do this so people were asked to look at how.
However, another source said while some senior aides describe the plan as bats**t, they acknowledge it as a Fuhrer bunker project.
One told the paper: Just as Hitler moved around imaginary armies in the dying days of the Third Reich, so the No 10 policy unit is condemned to keep looking at this idea, which exists primarily in the mind of the PM.
https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/21/boris-wants-to-build-giant-roundabout-under-the-isle-of-man-14120356/
So we're not quite at the stage of "Let's just buy Greenland" yet, but it may not be far off.
I commented on the idea of a bridge (or tunnel) between Scotland and Northern Ireland being a non-starter back in September 2019: https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1088&pid=17500
It seems the government's analyses have come to the same conclusion, so the solution they've come up with is to use the Isle of Man as a stepping stone/undersea roundabout in a vast network of tunnels under the Irish Sea:
Now, we could spend this dark evening, and probably a few more, picking apart the idiocy and megalomania of this idea, but here's a few points for starters.
The Isle of Man is neither in the UK nor the EU, but as a Crown dependency it has its own tax regime and is in a customs union with the UK, so using it for hopscotch will likely add to complications rather than reduce them. It's also unclear whether anyone in Westminster has thought to ask the Manx government how it feels about all this, which would seem a good starting point.
For the next point, I can't improve on the expression of this Twitter user:
https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1363535831529644033
@SpillerOfTea
Apart from the obvious logistical illiteracy of this idea, I feel obliged to point out that [wearily grabs megaphone] TUNNELS DONT CHANGE THE FUCKING LAW WE ALREADY HAVE A TUNNEL TO THE EU AND IT HASNT SOLVED A FUCKING THING YOU MAD TWAT
Or put more politely:
https://twitter.com/AnnaJerzewska/status/1363555516572708868
@AnnaJerzewska
And for all of you tweeting a pic of Faroe Islands tunnels at me:
1. Yes, it's possible. Norway and Iceland also have some really lovely tunnels
2. It's a network of ca 11km and it took 3 years.
and most importantly...
/1
Dr Anna Jerzewska
@AnnaJerzewska
The biggest barrier between NI and GB isn't the sea - it's the newly introduced customs and regulatory border and you can't dig a tunnel under that.
2/2
Of course, the point isn't whether any of these tunnels/bridges/whatever will ever actually get built. Aside from being a handy distraction from *gestures vaguely and widely* all this, there's a bundle of money to be made from carrying out feasibility studies etc. Just ask those involved in London's Garden Bridge. That cost £53 million before it was abandoned, and it was only meant to be a few hundred yards long.
Matt Hancock acted unlawfully by failing to publish Covid contracts
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The judgment is a victory for the Good Law Project (GLP), a crowdfunded not-for-profit organisation that is making a series of legal challenges related to the governments procurement of protective personal equipment (PPE) and other services during the pandemic.
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Research by the procurement consultancy Tussell had found Hancocks Department of Health and Social Care (DHSC) had spent about £15bn buying PPE from different companies by the beginning of October, but that only £2.68bn worth of contracts had been published.
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The GLP highlighted three PPE contracts to illustrate their case: a £252m contract for the supply of face masks with a finance company, Ayanda Capital; a £108m contract with Clandeboye Agencies, which had previously supplied only confectionery products, and PPE contracts worth £345m with a company trading as Pestfix.
None of the contracts was published within the required 30-day period. Tussell found that the average time for publication of Covid-19 related contracts was 47 days, which meant the governments own 30-day deadline was likely to have been breached in a substantial number of cases, Chamberlain said.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/feb/19/matt-hancock-acted-unlawfully-failing-publish-covid-contracts-high-court
Police launch probe after large snake found in Greenock (in the west of Scotland)
GREENOCK residents have been left rattled after two huge snakes were discovered in the town.
Walkers spotted one on the hillside at The Cut and another was found just across the road from the Broomhill Tavern pub, pictured.
Pictures emerged on social media of a workman at the scene of the unusual find on Drumfrochar Road.
It is not known how the animals came to be roaming free in the town and at least one of them was lifeless when discovered.
The Tele has contacted the council, police and the SSPCA.
The SSPCA said it had not yet received a report of the find.
https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/19058397.mystery-snakes-discovered-greenock/
Police launch probe after large snake found in Greenock
POLICE have launched an investigation following today's bizarre discovery of a huge snake just off a busy Greenock street.
The Tele reported this afternoon that it was one of two that had been discovered.
It was found just off Drumfrochar Road, opposite the Broomhill Tavern pub.
Another was reportedly spotted lying dead on the hillside at The Cut.
Reports were then made of a third snake discovered on land behind the fire station in Gourock.
Local police tonight say they have recovered one, approximately 14' long.
It is alive and currently being examined and cared for at a local veterinary practice.
Police said there had been a number of other similar reports relating to snakes being spotted in the local community.
https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/19059706.police-launch-probe-large-snake-found-greenock/
This is an uncropped version of the pic above:
This explanation is just a rumour on Facebook at the moment, but ...
At the moment, our cat and I are glad the Clyde's between us and Greenock.
Hang on. Does anyone know if snakes of this size can swim?
Ultra-concise Pandemic Timeline
https://twitter.com/SupramanTrax/status/1354490055692316676@SupramanTrax
Pandemic Day 25: I made bread
Day 95: I sure do miss my friends
....
Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet
Day 330: Reddits coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned
If only somebody could figure out how the virus got to the UK from Brazil and South Africa.
It was a mystery last September ...
it's still a mystery today ...
Scenes of big crowds at Heathrow sparked concerns about a lack of social distancing and the potential for coronavirus superspreading at the airport.
Pictures emerged on social media of tightly packed queues of people at border patrol in Heathrow Airport on Friday.
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A spokesperson for Heathrow pointed out that immigration halls are controlled by Border Force officials, who are helping to implement new rules around negative Covid tests for passengers, and not by airports.
He added: Weve been clear since last May really that social distancing in an airport environment isnt really possible.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/heathrow-airport-crowds-superspreading-covid-b900902.html
The UK has always valued its traditions:
Sir Humphrey Appleby: In stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
Sir Richard Wharton: In stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but theres nothing we can do.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: In stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but its too late now ...
Nigella Lawson's Recipe of the Day
https://twitter.com/Nigella_Lawson/status/1351838041573351428
@Nigella_Lawson
Well, yes, Bitter Orange Tart just happens to be #RecipeOfTheDay. Apart from anything else, there are more things to make with Seville oranges than marmalade! This is not complicated: the base is bashed ginger nuts https://t.co/ZXSbk7uMX8
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