MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalI'm definitely not a sports fan, so never been into fantasy teams...but THIS has had me thinking.
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Choose up to 6 people, dead or alive and famous within the last 20 years,
who you would like to hang out in a dive bar with, doing shots-and-beers
(or Shirley Temples, etc.), shooting pool and/or throwing darts and just
generally talking shit - and eventually keeping half-an-eye on the clock
over the bar so you don't miss last call.
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What's your dive-bar fantasy team?
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Mine:
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MFM gets through bad days by remembering he had shared love and life with the perfect woman.
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Li'l MFM's class could survive a nucular blast or the morning after "Chili Night" at Casa de MFM.
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Oddly enough, once she learned to express herself, Li'l Skittles was HAPPY to pose for photos.
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DAFUQ GOIN' ON OUT THERE!?!?!?!?
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DU - You can checkout any time you like... but you can never leave!
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Don't bother closing the door. This won't take long.
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MFM was a FAMOUS "Fail-Fail-Oh-Just-Fucking-Shoot-Me-Now-FAIL" when it came to "meeting the 'rents".
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No... that's OK. Don't bother... ... ... MiddleFingerMom will be alright all by himself, TYVM!!!
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The most incredible cat in the world:
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163