MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalDid MiddleFingerMom ever mention that he's a Taurus? Oh yes. Oh yes indeed!!!
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Don't look now, but MiddleFingerMom isn't wearing pants again.
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Maybe this should be in the Conspiracy Theory Forum, but there ARE successful alchemists among us.
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Sushi Fever!!! Catch it!!!
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Lookit that poor angry kitty in the background.
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OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! I want to be in cider so badly I can taste it!!!
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Kali's FAVORITE Barbecue sauce:
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Anybody else here ever go "disking" behind a speedboat?
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I was probably 25. We went waterskiing with friends and they had a "Disk" -- about 3-1/2-to-4-foot
half-inch painted plywood without any extras whatsoever.
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You lay on it facing the boat and holding the tow-rope. Just like skiing, you'd face great pressure as
you built up speed, starting at about a 45-degree angle and ending up hydroplaning flatly across the
water when you built up enough speed.
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Beginners (like me) would then sit, kneel and eventually stand and ski along. MUCH fun. Although this
pic of a "tabletop" is questionable, I saw one guy take along a straightback wooden chair and sit in it
as he disked.
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The day that I went was pretty windy and the water was very choppy. As soon as I got up to my
sitting position on the disk, it started "hopping" from little wave crest to little wave crest. It tickled
like hell (wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap) and I sat there
helpless, laughing my ticklish ass off. The people in the back of the boat watching me for safety
reasons were laughing THEIR asses off at me laughing MY ass off. That made me laugh even harder.
I don't know how long it took, but I'm not sure I've EVER laughed longer nor harder than that day --
absolutely helpless sitting on that disk.
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I'M... H-O-M-M-M-M-M-E!!!!!!
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The surgery was a success. The two leaks around my mechanical heart valve have been closed
off. The ONLIEST thing they were waiting on was for my blood thinner (Warfarin) INR test result
levels to rise back up to "therapeutic levels" -- meaning the drug would be capable of stopping
clots from forming but not so high as to make my internal organs start seeping blood (like rat
poison does).
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"Therapeutic levels"... with a valve like mine... are 2.5 - 3.5. Post-surgically, mine had dropped
to 1.0 (I had to stop taking it 5 days before the procedure so that I wouldn't bleed out on the
table -- they substituted other stuff). It has been rising steadily and also consistently since
the surgery so they allowed me to go home with the level at 2.0 -- pretty safely assuming that
it will continue to rise. I have an appointment on Tuesday to make sure that has happened.
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I feel good. Tired from the effects of the surgery, with some flashes of fairly normal energy
again. It's fucking HOT in this house (only an inefficient swamp cooler instead of A/C), but
it's HOME.
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No tagteam bedbaths (after they've experienced those inhouse... it's hard to get them to
make solo home visits).
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HERE's a funny for you!!! My top 4 or 5 go-to websites for funny pictures were blocked by
the hospital's WiFi filters for being "tasteless". I was pretty hampered in my searches by this.
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But so proud. And my choices of websites were so professionally validated.
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Thank ALL of you who sent your vibes and thoughts and prayers and companionship during
a time that I really needed them. This site has some pretty wonderful human beings as
participants, there can BE no doubt about that.
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It's time for me to get back to work returning some of that therapeutic healthy warmth
back to you in the form of laughter.
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Oh yeah... one more thing. I AM the "Fucking Immortal" MiddleFingerMom!!!
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Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over their forums next week:
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To all Republicans who attended the Republican National Convention last week:
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My name is MiddleFingerMom. I was contracted to supply all the hand sanitizer
products used at your convention. I was extremely happy to do so.
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One question though... did you LOOK at those hand sanitizers when you used them?
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I mean, did you really, REALLY look at them?
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"Ladies & gents, take my advice, pull down your pants & slide on the ice." And oh yeah...
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...boogie...
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... begets...
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... woogie!!!
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163