Bill Gates: "If GM had dept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
But Bill, if the automotive industry had developed technology like Microsoft ....
1. A couple of times a week, for no apparent reason, your car would crash.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
3. At random, doing things like making a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.
4. The oil, coolant temperature, alternator and low tire pressure warning lights would be replaced with by a single "general default" light.
5. You car doors would occasionally refuse to open until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
6. The airbags would say "Are you sure" before firing.
7. Every time a new model year came out, buyers would have to learn to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate like the old models.
8. All GM buyers would also be required to buy a complete set of Rand McNally road maps (GM subsidiary) whether they wanted them or not. If you didn't keep the maps in the car, your vehicle's performance would diminish by half.
9. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would just accept this, restart and drive on.
10. If you wanted to take passengers with you in the car, they would each need to buy their own seats, with would be non-transferrable.
11. When you wanted to shut off the engine, you'd press the "start" button.