Ted Cruz is doing a fantastic job of losing the Indiana primary.

It was a great start not only fucking up a basketball reference in the place where the sport took off, but also doing it in reference to one of the best-known popular culture references to the state. I also love the follow-up of nominating, in a state that just saw a lot of people laid off by Carrier, a running mate who's best known for laying people off.

Taking bets on whether he'll insult breaded tenderloin or call it the Indianapolis 400 next.

Good God, is this man's foreign policy reckless.

Military buildup, confrontation with just about everyone in the world and undermining NATO, all while simultaneously somehow arguing for isolationism.

This man is a lunatic.

And there's CT.

It's over.

Trump is already using Bernie's own words to attack Clinton.

That Bernie lead in CT is shrinking...

1.1% ahead with 60% in.

Lots of precincts in New Haven, Bridgeport, Hartford, and the NY suburbs are still out.

Virtually all of the precincts from the lower population areas are in.

EDIT:

I believe the technical term for what's happening in Maryland...

is "total ass-kicking."

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/maryland

MSNBC finally got around to it.

Fox has called Pennsylvania for Hillary

So, how long after poll closing do Pennsylvania and Maryland get called?

I'm going with no later than 45 minutes.