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Playinghardball

Playinghardball's Journal
Playinghardball's Journal
May 31, 2014

The Library...Where all the cool kids hang out....

This is a great photo...

May 31, 2014

Two Dogs Share An Ice Cream, And This Is Why Daisy Always Goes First (repost from the DU Lounge)

Thought that this would give folks a good laugh this Saturday morning...

May 31, 2014

THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW

THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the 'chrome-plated Christian fish emblem' on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."


Priceless.

May 30, 2014

Tweet from God

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The #Clippers are being purchased by the ex-head of Microsoft, so count on next year’s team being slow, error-prone and full of viruses.

4:56 PM - 29 May 2014
May 30, 2014

Maya Angelou: Still I rise


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"I'd rather be born black, American, female, in the 20th century, and I was. What luck I have!" —Maya Angelou

1:39 PM - 28 May 2014



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