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ZonkerHarris

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December 31, 2012

Since The Mayans were a bust I need to find a new silly, irrelevant group of people....

to scapegoat and pin all the world's problems on.

Hello Kardashians.....

December 31, 2012

Fine. Cut a deal. Let's see Boehner and the House pass ANYTHING! I'll belive it when I see it....

because that guy is the worst there is at his job and the Teabaggers won't vote for anything.
Fear rules the GOP and any voter for this deal will be primaried by the Baggers and they know it

December 31, 2012

WTF? Why cave in now?

You are 12 hours away from getting everything back to normal.
Why would the President and Democrats cave in on a deal now?
Fuck!

December 31, 2012

Sorry Mayans, but you missed by that much. So close...

Sorry Mayans, but you missed by that much.
So close...
Kim Kardashian Pregnant With Kanye West's Child
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/kim-kardashian-pregnant-kanye-wests-407148

December 24, 2012

A Modern Christmas Carol - THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SPECIALS

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SPECIALS

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A cable package for my new TV.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.


On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine Different Pawn Shops
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten All News Networks
Nine Different Pawn Shops
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven Fashion Runways
Ten All News Networks
Nine Different Pawn Shops
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve Housewives Fighting
Eleven Fashion Runways
Ten All News Networks
Nine Different Pawn Shops
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

God Bless Us, Every Channel!
Merry Christmas!

December 22, 2012

Essentialy Boehner runs a Coalition government....

made up of republicans, libertarians, Tea-baggers, and the leftover remnants of the Confederacy.
It cannot stand together for long.
And I don't think he can last as Speaker.
Just sayin'

December 21, 2012

The Final Days of Speaker of the House John Boehner?

Is this it for Boner?
Will the GOP really re-elect this guy Speaker in Jan?
How can they after this last final cluster-f**k?
If they don't trust him to cut deals how can they keep him as Speaker?

The Cheshire Cat smile on Cantor's face last night seemed like he looks ready to pounce.
Plus if I was Cantor and looking forward to 2010 I'd be worried that the GOP will lose the House at this rate and if he wants to be Speaker this upcoming term may be his only chance....
And with the changing demographics of America this chance may be his only chance for a decade or so.

So, will Boner be Speaker again in Jan?



edited that damn typo...

December 20, 2012

As my holiday present to everyone this year I am going off to stop the Mayan's from ending the world

So if the world doesn't end tomorrow, that was me.
And you're welcome.

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About ZonkerHarris

Nixon was a fucking crook. As a teenager I marched on the UN in 1982 with a million other people demanding we get rid of the threat of nuclear weapons hanging over our heads. Since then I've worked to get Democrats elected like John Aristotle Phillips, known as the A-Bomb Kid when he ran for Congress against Stuart McKinney in CT in the 80's (we lost twice) through the Obama campaign in 2008 and 2012. I want to legalize cannabis, reform our prison for profit system, cut our military budget, get out of Afghanistan and push solar energy panels into every building in the USA.

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