North Korea is the optional war the Pentagon really wants, not one with Iran.

a war with North Korea will let them use air power, ground troops and tanks just like an old fashioned conventional war.
It's the kind of war the Pentagon loves and wants badly to conduct.
They have the toys and are like junkies with a syringe full of drugs.
They are going to try to use sooner or later.

Preacher and public idiot Mike Huckabee says gay marriage is like lowering a basketball hoop

from 10 feet tall down to 6 feet.
No Mike, the correct analogy is that gay marriage let's everyone on the court to play the game.

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

And the bartender says "We have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Irving?"

So the sports fans out there understand what's going on at the Vatican:

The Cardinals have a first round draft pick and they are going for the best "all round Pope" because he needs to play both offense and defense.

The Conclave of Cardinals is gathering in the Vatican today to select the next

winner of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN POPE?

Thanks to Rand Paul I've lost all the investor funding for my Hellfire Missile Cafe chain.

If Rand Paul were President he'd be happy to use drone strikes against American citizens on US soil.

Rand's got a list of people he hates...
Just my humble opinion.