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ZonkerHarris

ZonkerHarris's Journal
ZonkerHarris's Journal
June 24, 2013

Knock knock

Who's there?
I used to be a lawyer...
I used to be a lawyer, who?
Exactly.





I can smell the appeal due to inadequate counsel already....

June 21, 2013

Dear Paula Deen,

China is lovely this time of year.
I'll pick you up at the airport.
Sincerely,
Eric Snowden

June 14, 2013

In my life I've gone from mix tapes to playlists, rabbit ears to satellites and 64k to 1000 gigs but

I still don't have the flying jet pack I was promised.
Better get moving on that science.

June 3, 2013

"I'm a curious child with a full head of hair and a thriving business."

I love MAD MEN.
Best writing on TV.

Profile Information

Name: Harvey the Rabbit
Gender: Male
Hometown: New England
Home country: USA
Current location: Hollywood
Member since: Wed Aug 3, 2011, 01:52 PM
Number of posts: 24,216

About ZonkerHarris

Nixon was a fucking crook. As a teenager I marched on the UN in 1982 with a million other people demanding we get rid of the threat of nuclear weapons hanging over our heads. Since then I've worked to get Democrats elected like John Aristotle Phillips, known as the A-Bomb Kid when he ran for Congress against Stuart McKinney in CT in the 80's (we lost twice) through the Obama campaign in 2008 and 2012. I want to legalize cannabis, reform our prison for profit system, cut our military budget, get out of Afghanistan and push solar energy panels into every building in the USA.
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